So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13862. | Flaccidbone (flaccidbone) | 78.33 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 13863. | Candice (cc_1217) | 78.33 | 94% | 2015-05-18 |
| 13864. | Duv (dove_b) | 78.32 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 13865. | k9cb (k9cb) | 78.32 | 95% | 2016-12-01 |
| 13866. | Jeet (jeethathi) | 78.32 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 13867. | lol (iknowright) | 78.32 | 95% | 2023-04-05 |
| 13868. | Owen (super_nemo) | 78.32 | 97% | 2019-11-30 |
| 13869. | pigeonss (pigeonsss) | 78.32 | 96% | 2023-05-28 |
| 13870. | abhinav (ddkjfkdjfkdjfdkjfk... | 78.32 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 13871. | long bus (sealegs) | 78.32 | 87% | 2014-12-07 |
| 13872. | Kanishk (kanishk101198) | 78.32 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 13873. | अज्ञात (bibek_m... | 78.32 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 13874. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 78.32 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 13875. | Kishan (kishan1990) | 78.32 | 97% | 2015-04-07 |
| 13876. | Mac (ximamagex) | 78.32 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 13877. | Mun (wayback) | 78.32 | 98% | 2016-11-09 |
| 13878. | Trim (tikkki) | 78.31 | 93% | 2013-05-07 |
| 13879. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 78.31 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
| 13880. | Skipped64 (skipped64) | 78.31 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 13881. | † Nick (wrongtrousers) | 78.31 | 94% | 2011-11-14 |
| 13882. | William (dysnex) | 78.31 | 94% | 2013-07-22 |
| 13883. | Dhruvin (dhrmehta) | 78.31 | 94% | 2016-11-17 |
| 13884. | Pinguin (gun0016) | 78.30 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 13885. | voidtyperacer (belq) | 78.30 | 94% | 2021-02-08 |
| 13886. | j (jbooster) | 78.30 | 98% | 2021-02-06 |
| 13887. | 牛牛 (luojiaxuanwu) | 78.30 | 92% | 2011-07-24 |
| 13888. | Phan (phan2009) | 78.30 | 92% | 2011-10-19 |
| 13889. | Gabe (derumisis) | 78.29 | 94% | 2022-01-20 |
| 13890. | Matt (thetrumpmeister) | 78.29 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
| 13891. | xxuwutuontosimpxx (billydoa... | 78.29 | 96% | 2022-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |