Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5554. | Ian (ian0814) | 97.30 | 92% | 2014-02-01 |
| 5555. | Abdulaziz (mubailesh) | 97.30 | 99% | 2023-01-10 |
| 5556. | Blefas (blefas9) | 97.30 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 5557. | Alex (all_grey) | 97.30 | 99% | 2015-06-13 |
| 5558. | kusa (kuuwu) | 97.29 | 97% | 2020-04-17 |
| 5559. | Brent (brentosis) | 97.29 | 97% | 2013-08-12 |
| 5560. | Jason (bravo585) | 97.29 | — | 2010-10-11 |
| 5561. | Minh Kiet (buimonkey) | 97.28 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 5562. | 박 (urnu) | 97.28 | 93% | 2016-01-11 |
| 5563. | Peter (peatcoal) | 97.28 | 99% | 2012-02-17 |
| 5564. | berkelip317 (mikunishimokawa) | 97.28 | 95% | 2013-01-31 |
| 5565. | Fxh7+ (bossrubik) | 97.28 | 97% | 2013-09-02 |
| 5566. | Doe (animitz) | 97.27 | 98% | 2018-11-10 |
| 5567. | xiaobai (superbarnie) | 97.27 | 95% | 2016-07-08 |
| 5568. | phzz (phzzq) | 97.27 | 97% | 2015-08-29 |
| 5569. | Shaun (shill) | 97.26 | 97% | 2013-08-20 |
| 5570. | Derek (kynlee) | 97.25 | 96% | 2017-12-10 |
| 5571. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 97.25 | 99% | 2023-04-07 |
| 5572. | Cooper (stark_) | 97.25 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 5573. | Link (palfuzonk) | 97.25 | 93% | 2015-01-10 |
| 5574. | dynamaits (dynamaits) | 97.25 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 5575. | Alex (duskyhusky) | 97.24 | 98% | 2015-06-15 |
| 5576. | Chad (peachey22) | 97.24 | 97% | 2014-03-15 |
| 5577. | Ayiti (ayiticherie) | 97.24 | 96% | 2014-05-02 |
| 5578. | xhuntressx (xhuntressx) | 97.23 | 100% | 2022-05-13 |
| 5579. | ed (edwardb) | 97.23 | 98% | 2018-11-25 |
| 5580. | Kyle (kyle10910) | 97.23 | 94% | 2013-01-23 |
| 5581. | camden (camdcn) | 97.22 | 98.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 5582. | Nate (hoopstrings) | 97.22 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 5583. | whimsy (thenostalgicsailor) | 97.22 | 94% | 2013-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |