And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5090. | Zite (zite) | 111.89 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 5091. | Girffe (girffe) | 111.89 | 96% | 2013-03-05 |
| 5092. | Michael (mscott3) | 111.89 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 5093. | C (3eid) | 111.89 | 95% | 2011-11-13 |
| 5094. | !nstance (instance) | 111.89 | 98% | 2013-04-21 |
| 5095. | Q W E R T Y (chet01) | 111.87 | 97% | 2015-12-10 |
| 5096. | Kris (disarray) | 111.87 | 97% | 2014-10-28 |
| 5097. | Nick (therapeutic) | 111.87 | 98% | 2015-03-26 |
| 5098. | Lapis (lapis_pislapis) | 111.86 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 5099. | Cheryl (thisislaffable) | 111.86 | 98% | 2017-01-26 |
| 5100. | Chadwick (chadwickseo) | 111.86 | — | 2009-12-12 |
| 5101. | Steve (stlewis1121) | 111.85 | 99% | 2014-10-20 |
| 5102. | GucciHavarti (guccihavarti) | 111.85 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 5103. | I'm bad at this :( (rl27) | 111.85 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 5104. | Blitz (athul) | 111.84 | 96% | 2014-01-11 |
| 5105. | Al (thrakz) | 111.84 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 5106. | 浩丁 (kusogedane) | 111.82 | 99% | 2023-03-12 |
| 5107. | Dylan (dylanred) | 111.82 | 99% | 2021-01-16 |
| 5108. | tstats[MonsterTaco] (monste... | 111.82 | 99% | 2022-02-08 |
| 5109. | Keegan (klav) | 111.82 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 5110. | DeZember (yuskov) | 111.81 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
| 5111. | yo-ho! (shaminosalami) | 111.81 | 92% | 2013-09-04 |
| 5112. | Dancin (dancindazed) | 111.81 | 98% | 2012-10-13 |
| 5113. | Jon (zzrdvark) | 111.80 | 97% | 2012-09-03 |
| 5114. | Darren (spiffyd) | 111.79 | 99% | 2013-08-07 |
| 5115. | Alise (broadwaydiva817) | 111.79 | — | 2009-10-12 |
| 5116. | pjja (pjja) | 111.78 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 5117. | Nodd (nodd) | 111.78 | 97% | 2014-05-30 |
| 5118. | Xavalam (xavalam) | 111.77 | 97.2% | 2023-11-02 |
| 5119. | Azem (peja) | 111.77 | 99% | 2016-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |