So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4918. | Sebastian (sebass0722) | 99.42 | 99% | 2023-03-07 |
| 4919. | justin (skynative) | 99.41 | 99% | 2012-07-24 |
| 4920. | Michael (mlcederblom) | 99.40 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 4921. | silky (quit101) | 99.40 | 97.4% | 2023-10-28 |
| 4922. | Breana (breenok) | 99.40 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 4923. | Kira (barnabus518) | 99.38 | 97.7% | 2023-09-08 |
| 4924. | Kira (katekopio) | 99.38 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
| 4925. | Jason (jasonbmagat) | 99.38 | 96.6% | 2021-02-20 |
| 4926. | Ishan (imundra) | 99.38 | 94% | 2012-09-15 |
| 4927. | Carter (thecartel) | 99.38 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 4928. | Karen (karen12) | 99.38 | 99% | 2013-03-29 |
| 4929. | eric (ericliu04) | 99.37 | 96% | 2021-11-21 |
| 4930. | Emil (emle10) | 99.37 | 98% | 2018-09-28 |
| 4931. | ben (bapbapo123) | 99.37 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 4932. | Elias (utoos) | 99.36 | 99% | 2022-12-25 |
| 4933. | Chris (vatha1321) | 99.36 | 94% | 2012-11-16 |
| 4934. | Nathan (oysterboy22) | 99.35 | — | 2009-12-23 |
| 4935. | Dylan (dylan5437) | 99.35 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 4936. | Spotify: Denori (barry011) | 99.35 | 97.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 4937. | Cass (castles) | 99.34 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 4938. | juan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (cor... | 99.33 | 98% | 2017-11-10 |
| 4939. | C (tenac1ty) | 99.33 | 98% | 2020-06-13 |
| 4940. | Brett (deece531) | 99.33 | 95% | 2013-04-02 |
| 4941. | celimo (celimo) | 99.32 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 4942. | Ya (danielstroby) | 99.32 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 4943. | Mehdi (badcrc) | 99.31 | 94% | 2012-06-02 |
| 4944. | Family Friendly User Name (... | 99.31 | 95% | 2016-12-09 |
| 4945. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 99.31 | 99% | 2021-02-23 |
| 4946. | Derek (rockmaninoff) | 99.31 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 4947. | David (nunyobusiness) | 99.31 | 98% | 2015-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |