Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13284. | numdegased (numdegased) | 79.73 | 98% | 2017-07-30 |
| 13285. | Annabelle (annaballlzz) | 79.73 | 98% | 2021-09-14 |
| 13286. | OuttaCtrl (outtactrl) | 79.72 | 88% | 2017-04-15 |
| 13287. | Samuel (svanpelt) | 79.72 | 97% | 2012-02-01 |
| 13288. | DMack (dmack98) | 79.72 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 13289. | BLitZioNiC (andyzhu68) | 79.72 | 97% | 2022-10-07 |
| 13290. | Sean (sporrow) | 79.70 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 13291. | Harrison (hbguy1234) | 79.70 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 13292. | . (ggsnipes) | 79.70 | 99% | 2021-08-04 |
| 13293. | Ethan (theinternetkid) | 79.70 | 94% | 2012-03-28 |
| 13294. | kristina (kristinamac1234) | 79.69 | 100% | 2018-08-23 |
| 13295. | Ronald (ron777) | 79.69 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 13296. | Lars Olav (servany) | 79.69 | 86% | 2013-01-11 |
| 13297. | Bring Them Home (aloni4u) | 79.69 | — | 2009-11-14 |
| 13298. | Lloyd (llgraves) | 79.69 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 13299. | syswinh (syswinh) | 79.69 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 13300. | Matt (big_daddy) | 79.68 | — | 2008-08-30 |
| 13301. | Ashley (darlasue12) | 79.68 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 13302. | Rietkip (nescioc) | 79.68 | 94% | 2012-08-09 |
| 13303. | marisa (wwhhee) | 79.68 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 13304. | John (carn) | 79.68 | — | 2010-09-28 |
| 13305. | Ethan (ethanjb98) | 79.68 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 13306. | RAAM (raam_d_prince) | 79.68 | 98% | 2022-10-01 |
| 13307. | NutMonger (nutmonger) | 79.68 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 13308. | Dylan (dylan282) | 79.68 | 95.5% | 2023-09-25 |
| 13309. | Mendel (mendeljacks) | 79.68 | 99% | 2019-07-11 |
| 13310. | f (hydraxiler32) | 79.67 | 96% | 2018-07-04 |
| 13311. | Pat (ralphxcrunner) | 79.67 | — | 2009-04-29 |
| 13312. | Bevo (bevo) | 79.67 | 97% | 2013-03-30 |
| 13313. | Necromar (necromar_delamuerte) | 79.67 | 98% | 2015-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |