As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9284. | Sudip (llimbus) | 85.05 | 99% | 2020-04-24 |
| 9285. | Louis (meenepo) | 85.05 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
| 9286. | mitch (albertsonmitch) | 85.05 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
| 9287. | Instynkt (instynkt) | 85.04 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
| 9288. | Clay (cwaller) | 85.03 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 9289. | Seymour Weiners (troberuc) | 85.03 | 96.2% | 2024-10-04 |
| 9290. | 43 (sosjiz) | 85.03 | 95.8% | 2024-08-27 |
| 9291. | abhishek (abh1tayal) | 85.03 | 98% | 2017-09-03 |
| 9292. | Sawad (myrstival) | 85.03 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 9293. | pls (pls_) | 85.03 | 99% | 2024-07-05 |
| 9294. | Tyler (tjking12) | 85.03 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 9295. | Balaji (balajimc55) | 85.02 | 94% | 2015-11-29 |
| 9296. | Daniel Hammershøi (danielh76) | 85.02 | 96.1% | 2025-02-03 |
| 9297. | bad (very_bad_at_typing) | 85.02 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
| 9298. | Boran (boranroni) | 85.02 | 94.7% | 2025-04-06 |
| 9299. | Alo (alosarv) | 85.02 | 98% | 2015-10-22 |
| 9300. | nice_nature (watoto) | 85.01 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 9301. | Jan Matthew (mattvent) | 85.01 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 9302. | J (kzce) | 85.01 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 9303. | Vu (3nim3) | 85.01 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 9304. | dyaems (dyaems) | 85.01 | 98% | 2015-04-08 |
| 9305. | Moacir (moacirnq) | 85.00 | 97.9% | 2023-12-08 |
| 9306. | Jed (jedmedina) | 85.00 | 96.9% | 2023-09-28 |
| 9307. | Max (linixz) | 85.00 | 97% | 2017-06-09 |
| 9308. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 85.00 | 99% | 2018-02-14 |
| 9309. | Brian (bgan) | 84.99 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 9310. | bruh (peplee_) | 84.99 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 9311. | Daniel (kald3s) | 84.98 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 9312. | ZhenZhen (alphazhen) | 84.98 | 95.6% | 2021-03-03 |
| 9313. | Nate (natopotato262) | 84.98 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |