So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28490. | Tâm (xxcysxx) | 54.98 | 98% | 2013-08-23 |
| 28491. | mandy (chipmunk1) | 54.98 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 28492. | Anders (xzinon) | 54.97 | 78% | 2013-06-27 |
| 28493. | Taki (patini) | 54.97 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 28494. | Sandwich (marlonbrandoseyes) | 54.97 | 95% | 2022-01-03 |
| 28495. | Ivy (riccia) | 54.97 | 90% | 2014-04-21 |
| 28496. | Stan (stanfree2) | 54.97 | 94% | 2021-01-19 |
| 28497. | Taylah (username9999) | 54.97 | 92% | 2014-02-15 |
| 28498. | Louie (canape12) | 54.97 | 91% | 2015-10-27 |
| 28499. | Roy (roycwc) | 54.97 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| 28500. | KiWi (captain_kire) | 54.97 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 28501. | Viet (yourdalink) | 54.97 | — | 2009-03-02 |
| 28502. | Karine (ilovcandii) | 54.97 | 86% | 2014-05-04 |
| 28503. | lannie2320 (lannie2320) | 54.97 | 89% | 2016-08-07 |
| 28504. | elviejo (elviejo) | 54.97 | — | 2011-01-01 |
| 28505. | De'Veronette (diva) | 54.97 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 28506. | Ghosy (ghosy) | 54.96 | 94% | 2013-04-10 |
| 28507. | Divesh (divesh2201) | 54.96 | 95% | 2022-01-26 |
| 28508. | Dickson (dxn126) | 54.96 | 96% | 2018-09-05 |
| 28509. | anima_to (whiteplasma) | 54.96 | 91% | 2014-05-19 |
| 28510. | Joshua (urmomlol421) | 54.96 | 94% | 2018-12-24 |
| 28511. | jihoon007 (jihoon007) | 54.96 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
| 28512. | LOGOS (satoumakoto) | 54.96 | 95% | 2012-10-20 |
| 28513. | qadeer (qadeer37@yahoo.com) | 54.96 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 28514. | Dmac (dmacraymeh) | 54.96 | 94% | 2014-03-12 |
| 28515. | Pepitoito (sweetdudechili) | 54.95 | 94% | 2022-03-13 |
| 28516. | Alex (bissector) | 54.94 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 28517. | Elke (elkekem) | 54.94 | 96% | 2019-04-08 |
| 28518. | Desmond (desmond27) | 54.94 | 94% | 2013-02-27 |
| 28519. | Berty (bertybert) | 54.94 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |