The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11903. | Paul (revolt12) | 85.38 | 95% | 2012-07-30 |
| 11904. | John (pats) | 85.38 | — | 2008-11-03 |
| 11905. | Ben (darksidebtw) | 85.37 | 96.8% | 2023-10-11 |
| 11906. | khun (indiesel) | 85.37 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 11907. | aux frelemeu (auxfree) | 85.37 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
| 11908. | run_ (run_) | 85.37 | 96.5% | 2023-10-14 |
| 11909. | John (john_acumen) | 85.37 | 96% | 2012-01-23 |
| 11910. | Tim (timdevries) | 85.37 | 95% | 2014-01-06 |
| 11911. | Gustavo (offcoast1) | 85.37 | 95% | 2016-03-06 |
| 11912. | Dan (hwang.dan@gmail.com) | 85.37 | 96% | 2013-04-27 |
| 11913. | Suikyo (suikyo) | 85.36 | 97.1% | 2023-09-10 |
| 11914. | Hải (mymomismad) | 85.36 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 11915. | Max (maxijazz) | 85.36 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 11916. | Ton (zman2124) | 85.36 | 97% | 2014-10-21 |
| 11917. | CheetahDude (ghysdd) | 85.36 | 96% | 2019-09-29 |
| 11918. | Kreator (thekreator42) | 85.36 | 93% | 2013-10-13 |
| 11919. | Dwima (dwizz) | 85.35 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 11920. | Martin (watchieboy) | 85.35 | 96% | 2022-04-06 |
| 11921. | Ismail (aismail90) | 85.35 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 11922. | Laura (luckybishop) | 85.35 | 97% | 2018-07-06 |
| 11923. | noturbiz (ahhhnono) | 85.34 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 11924. | michelle (gvnocide) | 85.34 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 11925. | jm (johnmd07) | 85.34 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 11926. | dileepthoutam (dileepthoutam) | 85.33 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 11927. | Jsmans89 (jman88s) | 85.33 | 91% | 2014-02-21 |
| 11928. | Simon (state804) | 85.33 | 96% | 2013-05-25 |
| 11929. | Ved (ved619) | 85.32 | 96% | 2022-09-16 |
| 11930. | Tuujii (tuujii_n1) | 85.32 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 11931. | Snow (ephemeralsnow) | 85.32 | 97% | 2021-02-17 |
| 11932. | bec (twentyonepotato) | 85.32 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |