And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15196. | Daniel (darthpikachu) | 87.55 | 97% | 2014-06-03 |
| 15197. | Eri (bobtentencarracer) | 87.55 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 15198. | WongTang (dalord44) | 87.55 | 97% | 2013-11-12 |
| 15199. | fml (fmldave89) | 87.54 | 98.6% | 2023-06-18 |
| 15200. | fish (blackfishmustard) | 87.54 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 15201. | Angie (angelinateodosieva) | 87.54 | 98% | 2015-12-17 |
| 15202. | Bryan (sonar90s) | 87.54 | 99% | 2018-06-15 |
| 15203. | Rsijlowpez (rsijlowpez) | 87.54 | 98% | 2019-12-06 |
| 15204. | Lucas (akz92) | 87.54 | 98% | 2017-04-06 |
| 15205. | Ashley (quantom) | 87.54 | — | 2009-11-14 |
| 15206. | Tommy Lee (dolancodec) | 87.54 | 94% | 2015-03-08 |
| 15207. | Ben (benjib) | 87.53 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 15208. | Aditya (aditya745) | 87.53 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 15209. | Chris (cnbrauns30) | 87.53 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 15210. | Anky (thecrankmachine) | 87.53 | 96% | 2016-11-30 |
| 15211. | steroids steroids everywher... | 87.53 | 95% | 2013-06-03 |
| 15212. | Phillip (phillip_kim) | 87.52 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 15213. | Happy (candy02058912) | 87.52 | 94% | 2017-01-10 |
| 15214. | Not so korean (dwing) | 87.52 | 90% | 2015-04-02 |
| 15215. | Susan (pshelloyenmicky) | 87.52 | — | 2011-02-21 |
| 15216. | Emily (pufferfish717) | 87.52 | 95% | 2015-01-04 |
| 15217. | Chapman (chapzork) | 87.52 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 15218. | coldcoldmanga (coldcoldmanga) | 87.51 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 15219. | Jexx (jexxsodo) | 87.51 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 15220. | Marcelo (amsua99) | 87.51 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 15221. | Weiszy (weisz) | 87.51 | 90% | 2017-03-18 |
| 15222. | ジョン (johnr_) | 87.51 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 15223. | Liam (killern00bie) | 87.51 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 15224. | Javs (jxvs) | 87.50 | 96% | 2021-06-25 |
| 15225. | Vab (vaheebee) | 87.50 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |