So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6213. | Tucker (tuckerx187) | 95.17 | 94% | 2013-09-25 |
| 6214. | Logan1990 (logan1990) | 95.17 | 93% | 2012-12-19 |
| 6215. | Jon (jjoelson) | 95.17 | 96% | 2014-05-20 |
| 6216. | CCChuah (chongchew) | 95.17 | 98% | 2011-07-19 |
| 6217. | Will (modernleper) | 95.16 | 90% | 2015-02-12 |
| 6218. | Osama (jihad2001forever) | 95.16 | 98% | 2013-12-06 |
| 6219. | GAY (gayy) | 95.15 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 6220. | Kelvin - Colemak (winlost) | 95.15 | 98% | 2015-12-04 |
| 6221. | . (darkis) | 95.15 | 96% | 2022-05-09 |
| 6222. | Alex (alexyaeger) | 95.15 | 99% | 2019-02-20 |
| 6223. | ziren (ziren) | 95.15 | 99% | 2014-10-01 |
| 6224. | shihtea (shihtea) | 95.14 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 6225. | Alogak (alogak) | 95.14 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 6226. | McGoose (mcgoose) | 95.14 | 96% | 2018-03-20 |
| 6227. | Philippe (hemlocker) | 95.14 | 93% | 2011-07-05 |
| 6228. | ok (herbaltea) | 95.13 | 99% | 2020-08-11 |
| 6229. | Deciman (dw657) | 95.12 | 97% | 2016-08-20 |
| 6230. | Stephan (shadwgod) | 95.12 | 99% | 2019-04-07 |
| 6231. | Mai (maile73) | 95.11 | — | 2010-08-01 |
| 6232. | henlo (ireason) | 95.11 | 93% | 2015-05-21 |
| 6233. | Dan (danphilibin) | 95.11 | — | 2008-08-22 |
| 6234. | Juan (120wpm) | 95.11 | 90% | 2013-03-01 |
| 6235. | Sven (svendiamond) | 95.10 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 6236. | Nikolai (nikovertus) | 95.10 | 97% | 2022-07-23 |
| 6237. | am (apb1) | 95.10 | 95% | 2011-10-27 |
| 6238. | Andy (andm) | 95.10 | 91% | 2016-11-03 |
| 6239. | Andy (okiandy) | 95.09 | 96% | 2021-09-23 |
| 6240. | quackeda (quackeda) | 95.09 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 6241. | jana (lusiopao) | 95.08 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 6242. | Arek (agabrys) | 95.08 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |