As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13468. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 75.89 | 95% | 2016-12-02 |
| 13469. | andy (sushimomma) | 75.89 | 98% | 2017-11-16 |
| 13470. | Nathan (nat179) | 75.88 | 95% | 2022-04-12 |
| 13471. | Cesar (cvivas) | 75.88 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
| 13472. | Byunghyun (stringbottle) | 75.88 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 13473. | Spritly (spritly) | 75.88 | 95% | 2021-05-06 |
| 13474. | Jacob (jacobrrr) | 75.88 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 13475. | D (akrino) | 75.88 | 97.2% | 2021-02-03 |
| 13476. | Mason (axiune) | 75.88 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
| 13477. | Hyunwoo (wh5929) | 75.88 | 92% | 2016-02-24 |
| 13478. | Kranhes (kranhes01_) | 75.87 | 96.9% | 2025-03-15 |
| 13479. | D (dswilly) | 75.87 | 96% | 2022-09-29 |
| 13480. | Ty (melmao12) | 75.87 | 91% | 2015-11-16 |
| 13481. | Bruh (bruhmoem) | 75.87 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 13482. | Amro (hummus18_) | 75.86 | 96% | 2023-09-03 |
| 13483. | David (munichdobe) | 75.85 | 94% | 2015-10-29 |
| 13484. | Senku (senku04) | 75.84 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 13485. | Veitch (veitch) | 75.84 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 13486. | MUIGABRIEL (mui_gabriel) | 75.84 | 97.2% | 2023-10-16 |
| 13487. | Sam (litesam) | 75.84 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 13488. | Dvorak (dvoraktrainer) | 75.84 | 92% | 2015-07-18 |
| 13489. | Malaikev (fonsdal) | 75.83 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 13490. | KvYd0 (kvyd0) | 75.83 | 94.7% | 2023-06-06 |
| 13491. | Mikel (mikelhector) | 75.83 | 97.7% | 2023-10-26 |
| 13492. | sholm (sholm) | 75.83 | 99% | 2018-02-07 |
| 13493. | Markus (sneakysomfan) | 75.83 | 91% | 2016-04-11 |
| 13494. | Gabrielle (gabby_joi23) | 75.83 | 89% | 2017-02-27 |
| 13495. | How r u? (apololzed) | 75.83 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
| 13496. | Isisante (isisante) | 75.82 | 96.1% | 2024-01-30 |
| 13497. | D Bautista (larsmith) | 75.82 | 97% | 2024-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |