The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4288. | Colemak (gageduke) | 58.25 | 91% | 2013-03-12 |
| 4289. | David (kusakd) | 58.24 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 4290. | Paterz (paterz) | 58.24 | 91% | 2016-03-07 |
| 4291. | Angela (biscuitclavier) | 58.23 | 99% | 2013-06-21 |
| 4292. | Allen (allen_ammon) | 58.23 | 92% | 2013-08-09 |
| 4293. | Pichawee (pichaweek) | 58.23 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 4294. | Songnay (songnay) | 58.23 | 96% | 2015-10-04 |
| 4295. | Santosh (santa_rocks) | 58.23 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 4296. | Aaren (aarengan) | 58.23 | 90% | 2011-07-24 |
| 4297. | Omkar Ghanekar (thegangster... | 58.22 | 97% | 2023-09-29 |
| 4298. | John (ruslan) | 58.22 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 4299. | Peter (aguilar8788) | 58.21 | 96% | 2018-10-16 |
| 4300. | Andrey (octoboar) | 58.21 | 95% | 2021-03-20 |
| 4301. | Cvikli (hamar) | 58.21 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 4302. | Arlene (katz1971) | 58.21 | 95% | 2014-10-30 |
| 4303. | YellowWizard (dood123) | 58.21 | 95% | 2012-11-26 |
| 4304. | Crystal (shawty1995) | 58.20 | 91% | 2012-02-09 |
| 4305. | zarjuna (zarjuna96) | 58.20 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
| 4306. | Dat (dvorakprodigy) | 58.20 | 92% | 2012-02-26 |
| 4307. | Dan (dam121594) | 58.20 | 88% | 2012-03-11 |
| 4308. | blindKiller2.0 (blindkiller2) | 58.19 | 97% | 2023-10-21 |
| 4309. | Krutik (krutikp) | 58.19 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 4310. | Casper (chewymunch) | 58.18 | 91% | 2017-01-05 |
| 4311. | Enzo (springgs) | 58.18 | 93% | 2022-07-12 |
| 4312. | mosho (sidosido) | 58.18 | 95% | 2020-09-27 |
| 4313. | Setthawut (iauntype) | 58.18 | 96% | 2014-05-22 |
| 4314. | Aldy (syahdieni) | 58.18 | 91% | 2013-12-28 |
| 4315. | what eva (kuwait) | 58.18 | — | 2009-08-26 |
| 4316. | ankit (ank_08) | 58.18 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 4317. | Ryan (acemaverick) | 58.18 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |