And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3812. | (mizdachubz) | 116.87 | 99% | 2013-03-01 |
| 3813. | (solid_raiden) | 116.87 | 98% | 2014-11-03 |
| 3814. | (vinhpham8598nt) | 116.87 | 95% | 2014-04-12 |
| 3815. | Omar (shift209) | 116.86 | 94% | 2014-12-01 |
| 3816. | Bob (bob_colemak) | 116.85 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 3817. | Char (airrifle4894) | 116.84 | 92% | 2013-05-09 |
| 3818. | (chopst1cksss) | 116.84 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
| 3819. | (nori_rng) | 116.84 | 98% | 2019-08-02 |
| 3820. | (simon1419) | 116.84 | 98% | 2013-01-25 |
| 3821. | (peggyyyplease) | 116.83 | 91% | 2013-02-11 |
| 3822. | (deathpulse) | 116.82 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 3823. | NeroveX (nf2z47kvvv8c8ns5) | 116.82 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
| 3824. | (bryx0) | 116.82 | 95% | 2013-01-23 |
| 3825. | (zzzcha10) | 116.80 | 99% | 2022-03-24 |
| 3826. | D (ducktypist) | 116.80 | 99% | 2022-12-24 |
| 3827. | (phantommonk) | 116.80 | 99% | 2017-02-20 |
| 3828. | (bob_the_burger) | 116.79 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 3829. | (criasier) | 116.79 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 3830. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 116.79 | 99% | 2013-06-14 |
| 3831. | (merebanana) | 116.78 | 99% | 2017-08-02 |
| 3832. | (stableigloo) | 116.78 | 99% | 2023-03-22 |
| 3833. | ricchi bambini tristi (giov... | 116.77 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 3834. | Sungyou (strye) | 116.77 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 3835. | (pivot5) | 116.76 | 97% | 2019-04-14 |
| 3836. | Stillow (stillow2) | 116.75 | 98% | 2017-05-15 |
| 3837. | (thefriggenboss) | 116.75 | 96% | 2013-04-01 |
| 3838. | Leenaxio (bbsc5) | 116.74 | 97% | 2016-09-18 |
| 3839. | (obskurrel) | 116.73 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
| 3840. | Qu (bluebird00) | 116.71 | 98.3% | 2023-09-27 |
| 3841. | (agent_artemis) | 116.71 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |