I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2727. | Diepday (linhleo372) | 82.11 | 98% | 2025-06-13 |
| 2728. | Mo Jo (deviousranger) | 82.10 | 96% | 2024-04-10 |
| 2729. | Sky (daydreamsky) | 82.09 | 95.9% | 2023-12-07 |
| 2730. | Isaac (304isaac) | 82.08 | 95% | 2024-12-15 |
| 2731. | lenalena (lenaaaaaaa) | 82.08 | 96% | 2024-01-12 |
| 2732. | Polovski (locluc) | 82.07 | 97% | 2025-05-26 |
| 2733. | cactus (willbursoot) | 82.07 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
| 2734. | Ruben (rubenverbeek) | 82.05 | 95% | 2023-06-05 |
| 2735. | Esketitutu (esketitutu) | 82.05 | 95.2% | 2024-02-15 |
| 2736. | Ben (koppix) | 82.05 | 98.3% | 2023-10-04 |
| 2737. | manoj (manoj0792) | 82.02 | 95% | 2025-05-23 |
| 2738. | Ron (ronsl) | 82.02 | 97.3% | 2025-05-19 |
| 2739. | Hudson Wang (hudswang) | 82.00 | 97% | 2024-12-12 |
| 2740. | Aram X (raidalaotibi) | 82.00 | 97.3% | 2023-12-21 |
| 2741. | Luucifer (luucifer) | 82.00 | 97.1% | 2024-01-16 |
| 2742. | DrDizzco (drdizzco) | 81.99 | 97% | 2024-12-03 |
| 2743. | Dvorak (dvorakattack) | 81.98 | 96% | 2025-12-28 |
| 2744. | Maximillian (gauss_307) | 81.96 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 2745. | Slasura (slasura) | 81.94 | 96.7% | 2024-03-18 |
| 2746. | av (bsod2528) | 81.93 | 95.5% | 2023-06-07 |
| 2747. | life (arkrxn_) | 81.91 | 96.4% | 2024-10-04 |
| 2748. | Zane (zhutcho) | 81.90 | 98.4% | 2024-03-27 |
| 2749. | donkeysbanana (donkeysbanana) | 81.87 | 98% | 2024-10-03 |
| 2750. | Pochiii (pochiii) | 81.84 | 98.3% | 2023-07-08 |
| 2751. | aladino_lk (aladino_lk) | 81.83 | 98.7% | 2024-11-19 |
| 2752. | spaceraccoon (coders_lord) | 81.82 | 96% | 2025-06-08 |
| 2753. | Humbble (freedom97) | 81.80 | 96.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 2754. | Fluffy (fluffycloudfrog) | 81.78 | 97% | 2025-10-30 |
| 2755. | Juan (vlect2) | 81.78 | 95% | 2023-04-29 |
| 2756. | Noggie (noggie) | 81.78 | 96.1% | 2023-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |