The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23989. | pew (pewdekz) | 65.02 | 91% | 2016-08-24 |
| 23990. | (opposite) | 65.02 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 23991. | Rafał (simbao) | 65.01 | 96.6% | 2021-02-13 |
| 23992. | sam (candle4) | 65.01 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 23993. | joker (co_y) | 65.01 | 99% | 2012-08-24 |
| 23994. | (dangerous) | 65.01 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 23995. | Makhmudjon (makhmudjon) | 65.00 | 95% | 2023-08-31 |
| 23996. | Nono (nono11jp) | 65.00 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 23997. | (mhylooo) | 65.00 | 91% | 2012-03-13 |
| 23998. | (razzmatazz) | 65.00 | 97% | 2016-08-14 |
| 23999. | (byakuryuu) | 65.00 | 94% | 2011-09-28 |
| 24000. | (ice_relentless) | 65.00 | 94% | 2013-03-10 |
| 24001. | Ricky (uhsricky) | 65.00 | 97% | 2018-03-01 |
| 24002. | Tendow (tendow) | 65.00 | 91% | 2011-08-22 |
| 24003. | ndh (ndhtypes) | 65.00 | 96% | 2015-04-20 |
| 24004. | erick (erick100) | 65.00 | 94% | 2011-10-07 |
| 24005. | Dvorak (dvorakattack) | 64.99 | 93% | 2012-03-23 |
| 24006. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 64.99 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 24007. | only 루비 (kxntzu) | 64.99 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
| 24008. | (fahadahmed_lu) | 64.99 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| 24009. | Joy (jinbunny) | 64.99 | 88% | 2011-05-26 |
| 24010. | Zap (zourbomb) | 64.99 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 24011. | Kai (ckai) | 64.99 | 96% | 2021-08-22 |
| 24012. | Tuzy (tuzy) | 64.99 | 94% | 2016-03-03 |
| 24013. | racer (racer1212) | 64.99 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 24014. | Carolyn (btbxgirl) | 64.99 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 24015. | adolfo (hastronauta) | 64.98 | 91% | 2015-09-05 |
| 24016. | User (se19032002) | 64.98 | 96% | 2022-12-12 |
| 24017. | Dread (dreadbeard) | 64.98 | 97% | 2018-07-03 |
| 24018. | Renato Emeric (renatoemeric11) | 64.98 | 96% | 2021-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |