So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2034. | Josh (joshroycheese) | 113.58 | 98% | 2018-06-17 |
| 2035. | ಠ_ಠ (fullofenergy) | 113.57 | 96% | 2012-07-10 |
| 2036. | A (akeio) | 113.56 | 88% | 2011-07-06 |
| 2037. | John Carlo (jcpd21) | 113.55 | 100% | 2013-10-24 |
| 2038. | Tani (tanigross3) | 113.54 | 99% | 2023-04-02 |
| 2039. | Liza (makemute) | 113.50 | — | 2008-10-11 |
| 2040. | Jimmy (jimbozeub128) | 113.49 | 99% | 2022-05-09 |
| 2041. | discord# unsalek (mustafa_r... | 113.48 | 98.5% | 2023-10-27 |
| 2042. | Shawn (magicpoop) | 113.47 | 95% | 2015-12-07 |
| 2043. | Mania (mania_) | 113.44 | 96% | 2011-12-18 |
| 2044. | VLOL (vlol) | 113.43 | 97.7% | 2023-09-23 |
| 2045. | x (mxlxdx) | 113.43 | 99% | 2018-12-06 |
| 2046. | NA (secretbetta) | 113.43 | 99% | 2021-07-29 |
| 2047. | Galdre (galdre) | 113.43 | 97% | 2013-08-18 |
| 2048. | Matthew (d3f1n3d) | 113.43 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 2049. | 02987 (sparklyfanfare) | 113.42 | 96% | 2013-04-22 |
| 2050. | Zach (skoopy) | 113.41 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 2051. | not (hayso) | 113.41 | 99% | 2015-12-09 |
| 2052. | Tyler (shandim) | 113.41 | 90% | 2012-10-23 |
| 2053. | DVORAK Dell KB522/Asus G01K... | 113.41 | 95% | 2016-07-15 |
| 2054. | Adam (afizzle) | 113.41 | — | 2010-03-22 |
| 2055. | Dylan (dmwood) | 113.39 | 92% | 2015-01-15 |
| 2056. | JollyImpulse (jollyimpulse) | 113.39 | 99% | 2021-09-17 |
| 2057. | Sam (illinoiserocks) | 113.39 | — | 2008-08-30 |
| 2058. | Peter (supahotfiyah) | 113.38 | 96% | 2014-05-18 |
| 2059. | PCP (foolishness18) | 113.38 | 99% | 2012-03-13 |
| 2060. | justwannatype (justwannatype) | 113.35 | 94% | 2016-06-20 |
| 2061. | Ragged (raggedstar) | 113.35 | 99% | 2012-12-16 |
| 2062. | M&W (wmichaelwhitlock) | 113.35 | 98% | 2020-05-04 |
| 2063. | Kevin (kevxu) | 113.34 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |