The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14744. | Abdelkader (abdelkader91) | 34.82 | 88% | 2015-09-03 |
| 14745. | Kolins (kolins_chakma) | 34.81 | 94% | 2020-06-07 |
| 14746. | Lutfullokh (mirzaqosimov) | 34.81 | 93% | 2021-06-13 |
| 14747. | John (nightz) | 34.81 | 92% | 2017-06-09 |
| 14748. | Carey (artnerd59@gmail.com) | 34.81 | 95% | 2012-08-17 |
| 14749. | cesar (irak) | 34.80 | — | 2008-10-07 |
| 14750. | C.Z. (wummm) | 34.79 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 14751. | Joao (joaozinhoo) | 34.79 | 94% | 2015-06-02 |
| 14752. | Nishant (nishantkumarsaini) | 34.78 | 93% | 2013-12-20 |
| 14753. | Sandra (saun) | 34.77 | 90% | 2011-05-31 |
| 14754. | Getnet (getnet) | 34.77 | 95% | 2016-06-06 |
| 14755. | Anand (anandk4455) | 34.76 | 84% | 2012-04-11 |
| 14756. | Limon (mhlimon) | 34.76 | 96% | 2016-05-29 |
| 14757. | Rick (hayer21) | 34.76 | 76% | 2013-06-22 |
| 14758. | Sam (reason650) | 34.76 | 91% | 2017-07-24 |
| 14759. | waseem (waseemhq) | 34.76 | 86% | 2015-09-03 |
| 14760. | dvorak_beginner (dvorak_beg... | 34.75 | 95.4% | 2021-02-01 |
| 14761. | ozawa (yeumautim) | 34.75 | 95% | 2011-08-21 |
| 14762. | tana (tana) | 34.75 | — | 2008-10-14 |
| 14763. | Lexi (sentient_mushrooms) | 34.74 | 92.7% | 2021-02-28 |
| 14764. | laeron (laeron) | 34.74 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 14765. | Alex (alexey0) | 34.74 | 98% | 2014-01-24 |
| 14766. | mohammed (mohammed_parvezz) | 34.73 | 94% | 2012-04-15 |
| 14767. | ross (rossdianne) | 34.72 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 14768. | alessandro (alecs76) | 34.72 | — | 2010-01-24 |
| 14769. | Araf (itzspecial) | 34.71 | 95% | 2023-04-30 |
| 14770. | Nygmet (nygmet_ibrayev) | 34.70 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 14771. | ankit (ankit1993) | 34.70 | 97% | 2016-06-06 |
| 14772. | Neha (neorna) | 34.69 | 99% | 2021-01-14 |
| 14773. | Sour (sourbraix) | 34.67 | 92% | 2022-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |