The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16430. | Lijin (lijinkurian) | 88.73 | 99% | 2018-04-22 |
| 16431. | Zach (drumz19) | 88.72 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 16432. | Corn Philips (cornphilips) | 88.72 | 97.2% | 2023-11-02 |
| 16433. | Javs (jxvs) | 88.72 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| 16434. | Matin (matin_pasargad) | 88.72 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 16435. | Jed (jedmedina) | 88.72 | 96% | 2022-12-15 |
| 16436. | Barett (thebman919) | 88.72 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| 16437. | Joe (joe_chan) | 88.72 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 16438. | Enrique (enriquegraphics) | 88.72 | 94% | 2011-12-29 |
| 16439. | budjetti (budgettypo) | 88.71 | 97% | 2021-10-14 |
| 16440. | JazzyP (pandawarrior101) | 88.71 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 16441. | Greg (attractiveguy1211) | 88.71 | 93% | 2011-09-01 |
| 16442. | Chet (chethus) | 88.71 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 16443. | nah (phamhuyhuy2005) | 88.71 | 94% | 2022-01-22 |
| 16444. | Ngo (ngomai) | 88.71 | 91% | 2013-03-29 |
| 16445. | Ryan (ninjamuffin) | 88.71 | 95% | 2012-10-04 |
| 16446. | Manghis Khan (manghiskhan) | 88.70 | 96% | 2023-06-21 |
| 16447. | Dylan (ddsmith1999) | 88.70 | 93% | 2016-04-06 |
| 16448. | jake (jat09g) | 88.70 | 97% | 2020-05-10 |
| 16449. | edgar (bumbleblast) | 88.70 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 16450. | luis (lolman1952) | 88.70 | 96% | 2022-08-09 |
| 16451. | Devin (tenji) | 88.70 | 90% | 2012-10-10 |
| 16452. | anon (rhm2084) | 88.70 | 98% | 2020-06-08 |
| 16453. | FuqMeHarder (effingchinese) | 88.70 | 99% | 2017-08-01 |
| 16454. | David (dvast) | 88.70 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 16455. | J (sd59fifty) | 88.70 | 99% | 2017-09-16 |
| 16456. | Ethan (ebai101) | 88.69 | 94% | 2021-03-14 |
| 16457. | sefowey (sefowey) | 88.69 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 16458. | Sean (terradrive) | 88.69 | 99% | 2021-04-18 |
| 16459. | MR (mrspaghett) | 88.69 | 98% | 2016-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |