So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27351. | Vivek (vivitek) | 57.23 | 94% | 2019-03-28 |
| 27352. | SquirrelFox (sqirrelfox) | 57.23 | 97% | 2011-06-01 |
| 27353. | Jake (jmuma828) | 57.23 | 94% | 2020-08-26 |
| 27354. | Waqas (kashikhang) | 57.22 | 96% | 2012-12-19 |
| 27355. | Jørgen (yetipants) | 57.22 | 92% | 2012-11-20 |
| 27356. | a (ajkrause) | 57.22 | 92% | 2011-09-26 |
| 27357. | Chelsi (zinia) | 57.21 | 93% | 2012-05-30 |
| 27358. | carl (captain_deadpooooool) | 57.21 | 95% | 2021-11-01 |
| 27359. | Funshine (yoyoshi) | 57.21 | 92% | 2013-09-01 |
| 27360. | Al Musal (almusal) | 57.21 | 97% | 2013-01-14 |
| 27361. | ClickClackMoo (clickclackm00) | 57.20 | 96% | 2023-08-26 |
| 27362. | elbert (elbert1104) | 57.20 | 96% | 2023-01-16 |
| 27363. | ine (ine_51) | 57.20 | 91% | 2014-02-14 |
| 27364. | albert (ckyuru) | 57.20 | 92% | 2012-11-05 |
| 27365. | Ashish (ashcode98) | 57.19 | 94.3% | 2023-08-31 |
| 27366. | tonami (taskbearer) | 57.19 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 27367. | Julia (julisca7) | 57.18 | 97% | 2011-12-16 |
| 27368. | yogi (gigoy) | 57.18 | 98% | 2013-02-14 |
| 27369. | sdkjfh (whaat) | 57.18 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 27370. | Txitxow (txitxow) | 57.18 | — | 2009-05-20 |
| 27371. | Sumit (sumit56) | 57.18 | 95% | 2015-05-16 |
| 27372. | No (imtfn) | 57.18 | 94% | 2012-10-22 |
| 27373. | David (dvast) | 57.18 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 27374. | Ankit (ankits) | 57.18 | 93% | 2016-08-26 |
| 27375. | Aditya (rust_eze) | 57.17 | 96% | 2022-12-27 |
| 27376. | zaki (zaki1801) | 57.17 | 95% | 2018-01-24 |
| 27377. | Cachimba (cachimba) | 57.17 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 27378. | LshaNu,..!!! (lshanu) | 57.17 | 88% | 2011-08-08 |
| 27379. | WalangMagawa (bihon) | 57.17 | 84% | 2012-02-27 |
| 27380. | Sebastian (trololo321) | 57.17 | 95% | 2013-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |