Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3987. | (moosebear) | 102.43 | — | 2009-02-08 |
| 3988. | (maczor) | 102.43 | 97% | 2011-11-10 |
| 3989. | (grinaghim) | 102.42 | 97% | 2015-07-24 |
| 3990. | David (king_cao1) | 102.42 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
| 3991. | (lkfranklin) | 102.42 | 99% | 2018-05-09 |
| 3992. | (superstardjkioke) | 102.41 | 93% | 2012-04-26 |
| 3993. | (xrv1ck) | 102.41 | 97% | 2011-12-12 |
| 3994. | (fenror) | 102.41 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 3995. | 1a2a3a (northguard) | 102.40 | 97% | 2016-01-21 |
| 3996. | Guest (catg0ty0urlung) | 102.40 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 3997. | (mexicantacoman) | 102.39 | 96% | 2013-04-23 |
| 3998. | (itzdchang) | 102.39 | 90% | 2015-07-15 |
| 3999. | Eddie (eddiepagaduan) | 102.38 | 93% | 2012-02-24 |
| 4000. | (hunor) | 102.38 | 99% | 2014-12-26 |
| 4001. | Derek (kikoman00) | 102.38 | 92% | 2016-02-26 |
| 4002. | (anthonaynay) | 102.38 | 99% | 2018-07-24 |
| 4003. | (duzai) | 102.37 | 92% | 2014-12-07 |
| 4004. | (tatayless) | 102.37 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 4005. | Andreas (a1v1) | 102.36 | 93% | 2012-06-14 |
| 4006. | Gian (gianiuigi) | 102.36 | 97% | 2015-05-25 |
| 4007. | (levan24) | 102.35 | 98% | 2023-04-07 |
| 4008. | (muffins) | 102.34 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 4009. | triet (trieet117) | 102.34 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
| 4010. | (deathelemyx) | 102.33 | 93% | 2013-11-20 |
| 4011. | Karan (karanelan) | 102.33 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 4012. | (gavsta707) | 102.32 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 4013. | (skeleking) | 102.32 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 4014. | (ahmir123) | 102.31 | 97% | 2018-08-13 |
| 4015. | david (nugnoy) | 102.31 | 95% | 2014-01-21 |
| 4016. | Andrew (dopecasual) | 102.31 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |