So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5297. | (cc738) | 97.67 | 95% | 2012-09-28 |
| 5298. | (ten10) | 97.66 | 98% | 2012-05-04 |
| 5299. | (mthsc) | 97.65 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 5300. | (khaikhai2) | 97.65 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 5301. | Gary (dsync) | 97.65 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 5302. | (ailius) | 97.64 | 92% | 2015-03-01 |
| 5303. | (xps61092) | 97.64 | 96.8% | 2023-09-05 |
| 5304. | (gandiber) | 97.64 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 5305. | (liamsullivan) | 97.64 | 94% | 2015-11-05 |
| 5306. | (mervisbeacon) | 97.63 | — | 2008-08-30 |
| 5307. | (rosefuneral) | 97.63 | 96% | 2013-08-29 |
| 5308. | (kobe0824mvp) | 97.63 | 89% | 2012-11-15 |
| 5309. | (daoracer) | 97.63 | 96% | 2017-05-21 |
| 5310. | (antiiee) | 97.63 | 98% | 2014-04-03 |
| 5311. | (hhkbpropro) | 97.62 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
| 5312. | Heathe (hwhl) | 97.62 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 5313. | (bravo435) | 97.61 | 96% | 2023-01-25 |
| 5314. | (kaashmonee) | 97.61 | 93% | 2016-08-17 |
| 5315. | (vma101) | 97.61 | 95% | 2013-11-26 |
| 5316. | (kmburtt) | 97.61 | — | 2008-09-05 |
| 5317. | (duzai) | 97.61 | 93% | 2014-12-13 |
| 5318. | (alithepanda) | 97.60 | 98% | 2014-03-21 |
| 5319. | (aqibmirza123) | 97.59 | 95% | 2022-04-09 |
| 5320. | noquit (megatank) | 97.59 | 99% | 2021-02-28 |
| 5321. | (markwd) | 97.59 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 5322. | (ujederdhesi) | 97.59 | 97% | 2013-04-17 |
| 5323. | Rajat Das (rajat_das777) | 97.58 | 99% | 2023-09-10 |
| 5324. | (snerulite) | 97.58 | 98% | 2017-02-26 |
| 5325. | JD (jdillius) | 97.58 | 100% | 2014-02-09 |
| 5326. | (yamayama) | 97.57 | 95% | 2015-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |