I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6965. | Leon (leon12321) | 98.03 | 98.3% | 2025-02-28 |
| 6966. | Arkham (arkrxn_) | 98.03 | 97.3% | 2024-07-10 |
| 6967. | pktenshi (zettai) | 98.03 | 99% | 2018-03-07 |
| 6968. | Alan (alanho042) | 98.02 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 6969. | julian (jihadijulian) | 98.02 | 98% | 2023-08-27 |
| 6970. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 98.02 | 99% | 2022-05-25 |
| 6971. | Rupesh (incognito5301439) | 98.02 | 99% | 2021-04-27 |
| 6972. | Burint (brenolz) | 98.02 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
| 6973. | illuwa (spils) | 98.01 | 99% | 2020-01-18 |
| 6974. | ballertyper (ballertyper) | 98.00 | 98.8% | 2024-12-05 |
| 6975. | Lynn (pvequalsnrt) | 98.00 | 99% | 2022-07-20 |
| 6976. | Garrett (garrettmyler) | 97.99 | 98.8% | 2023-06-11 |
| 6977. | rothdu (rothdu) | 97.97 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 6978. | Luke (sfv_) | 97.97 | 99% | 2018-03-20 |
| 6979. | Alah Akbar (alah_akbar) | 97.97 | 98% | 2023-11-12 |
| 6980. | Ken (i_eat_lights) | 97.97 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 6981. | Richylle (Paris) (chxngy) | 97.96 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 6982. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 97.96 | 99% | 2022-11-02 |
| 6983. | Dustin (dustindp99) | 97.96 | 98.3% | 2025-04-13 |
| 6984. | Tiny Tank (anti_vax_cat) | 97.96 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 6985. | Robert (karayicki) | 97.96 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 6986. | Sqonky (sqonky) | 97.96 | 99% | 2021-06-27 |
| 6987. | RakeLife (rakelife) | 97.96 | 96% | 2019-02-07 |
| 6988. | pfeffernusse (typemaster2006) | 97.96 | 100% | 2019-07-29 |
| 6989. | Nick (nickstar96) | 97.95 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 6990. | Temple (mason_carlson) | 97.94 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 6991. | Paul (paulcreenis) | 97.94 | 99% | 2020-12-19 |
| 6992. | Jagonu (jagonu) | 97.94 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
| 6993. | Tung (tungvh04) | 97.93 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 6994. | Cootsynanus (a_yellow_evan) | 97.92 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |