Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4849. | Maze (mustela) | 61.63 | 95% | 2019-08-07 |
| 4850. | Duke (dukemagnum) | 61.63 | 96% | 2019-01-17 |
| 4851. | Vinu (vinudominic) | 61.62 | 95% | 2018-04-19 |
| 4852. | Marc Max (osm_smiley) | 61.62 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
| 4853. | veganbtw (plantpowered) | 61.61 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 4854. | No (noslurp) | 61.61 | 95% | 2020-02-09 |
| 4855. | Qontlo (owenlie) | 61.61 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 4856. | Huong (thanthusieu) | 61.61 | 96% | 2018-04-05 |
| 4857. | tstats[jpatrocinio5436] (jp... | 61.60 | 96% | 2018-08-24 |
| 4858. | Bastian (sebastianovoam) | 61.60 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 4859. | Mark (mabbruscato) | 61.60 | 95% | 2017-10-05 |
| 4860. | Timothy (timothyqwerty) | 61.57 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
| 4861. | Mateusz (whyhellothere30) | 61.56 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4862. | sajald77 (sajald77) | 61.56 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 4863. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 61.56 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 4864. | Simon (siggyyo) | 61.56 | 96% | 2019-06-11 |
| 4865. | Dusty (duspom) | 61.55 | 98% | 2019-02-13 |
| 4866. | di (divo) | 61.53 | 95% | 2018-04-12 |
| 4867. | Amuck (amuckrunner) | 61.52 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 4868. | shashank (trash_typer_74) | 61.52 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 4869. | Kiwaa (kiwaa) | 61.51 | 96% | 2020-07-15 |
| 4870. | Dr. (doktorschruum) | 61.49 | 99% | 2020-09-03 |
| 4871. | Ian (intothevoid) | 61.48 | 99% | 2020-01-04 |
| 4872. | Kelli (psychpatient27) | 61.48 | 97% | 2020-03-08 |
| 4873. | nevergiveup (touristlevelis... | 61.45 | 95% | 2020-09-18 |
| 4874. | Yourein (yourein) | 61.43 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
| 4875. | A (aadimonk) | 61.42 | 95% | 2020-07-08 |
| 4876. | Vick (vick99) | 61.39 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 4877. | Chaz (chazlerown) | 61.39 | 96% | 2020-07-29 |
| 4878. | Kian (dubujjang) | 61.32 | 95% | 2020-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |