It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4427. | Yo_Oyoo (gadoyouyou) | 56.42 | 96% | 2019-06-15 |
| 4428. | Chicken (chickenisshit) | 56.41 | 96% | 2019-12-25 |
| 4429. | timmy (timmy14) | 56.40 | 96% | 2021-08-14 |
| 4430. | Caxix (caxix) | 56.38 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 4431. | Phll (themank) | 56.38 | 94% | 2020-11-21 |
| 4432. | Altaria (q8altaria) | 56.37 | 95% | 2020-10-02 |
| 4433. | Toasted (toastedsunglasses) | 56.36 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 4434. | John (mernst) | 56.35 | 96% | 2020-08-27 |
| 4435. | Ron (ronincognito) | 56.33 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
| 4436. | Tony (agimus) | 56.32 | 97% | 2019-02-22 |
| 4437. | Vishal (vpm911) | 56.30 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
| 4438. | weaboo (pooffy) | 56.30 | 95% | 2018-09-03 |
| 4439. | William (wlsparks) | 56.23 | 97% | 2019-07-08 |
| 4440. | Ahmet (ahmet190) | 56.18 | 94% | 2020-10-06 |
| 4441. | 6_speed (6_speed) | 56.18 | 95% | 2019-09-29 |
| 4442. | Joy (joy_1) | 56.18 | 95% | 2019-10-19 |
| 4443. | Morgan (skinnyasiandude) | 56.17 | 95% | 2020-12-07 |
| 4444. | Derrick (duskymonk) | 56.17 | 96% | 2019-07-22 |
| 4445. | Bat-Ulzii (ulziibox) | 56.16 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 4446. | Joe (jonathanjojo) | 56.15 | 96% | 2018-05-29 |
| 4447. | Kenny (therealvirusss) | 56.15 | 96% | 2017-11-01 |
| 4448. | Ivo (ivokaragyozov) | 56.15 | 94% | 2019-08-15 |
| 4449. | Razib (razibfh) | 56.14 | 98% | 2019-01-23 |
| 4450. | Mechanical (kheeze) | 56.12 | 97% | 2020-05-02 |
| 4451. | Adam (vincentadam) | 56.11 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 4452. | Filip (hummelur) | 56.11 | 97% | 2018-12-17 |
| 4453. | Burn0uts (burnouts) | 56.09 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 4454. | rajnish (rajnishkumar31) | 56.07 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 4455. | cruderustle (cruderustle) | 56.05 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 4456. | Nayeem (nayeem2021) | 56.03 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |