I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20418. | Emmy (helpmeplease1) | 57.29 | 95% | 2022-04-21 |
| 20419. | Jerrin (dvorak_is_superior) | 57.29 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
| 20420. | ritesh (ritesh123) | 57.28 | 98% | 2023-01-15 |
| 20421. | LegoJake77 (legojake77) | 57.28 | 95% | 2021-03-30 |
| 20422. | Poopy (17vanilla) | 57.28 | 95% | 2021-06-25 |
| 20423. | David (0david_day0) | 57.27 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 20424. | DonRezky (donrezky) | 57.27 | 96.3% | 2023-08-16 |
| 20425. | 🏎️Ziad (ziad_hamdy) | 57.27 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 20426. | Stoliers (stoliers) | 57.27 | 95% | 2020-03-21 |
| 20427. | Marcel (maninwhite) | 57.27 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 20428. | acjk (jackolant199) | 57.27 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| 20429. | David (mynameobama) | 57.26 | 94% | 2019-10-30 |
| 20430. | eleventh (twicetzu) | 57.26 | 97.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 20431. | Megan (pebble12) | 57.26 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 20432. | Andrius (ciornas) | 57.25 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 20433. | doanh (doanhvu) | 57.25 | 96% | 2017-03-28 |
| 20434. | spica (tokuryoga) | 57.24 | 97% | 2022-03-06 |
| 20435. | Alvee (alvee_meerza) | 57.24 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 20436. | Derrick (duskymonk) | 57.24 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
| 20437. | Ben (negrodemon) | 57.23 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 20438. | Suman (suman_7001) | 57.23 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 20439. | Petteri (petteri432) | 57.23 | 94.5% | 2021-02-25 |
| 20440. | Irfan (irfan_is_the_best) | 57.22 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 20441. | Sam (samsmoke) | 57.22 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 20442. | I have never lost a single ... | 57.22 | 95% | 2020-07-11 |
| 20443. | Sam (sammusubi27) | 57.21 | 93% | 2020-10-02 |
| 20444. | YourWorst (ajplayzthat) | 57.21 | 95% | 2021-11-17 |
| 20445. | Lucas (gaveta) | 57.21 | 94% | 2022-02-23 |
| 20446. | saumitra (smtrd3) | 57.21 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 20447. | Cos (cos2005) | 57.21 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |