So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32245. | Yan (ybussieres) | 48.25 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 32246. | Greg (thewall) | 48.25 | — | 2011-03-04 |
| 32247. | Toni (antoinella22) | 48.25 | — | 2009-02-08 |
| 32248. | tcherry720 (tcherry720) | 48.24 | 95% | 2023-09-05 |
| 32249. | ankit (remus_wolf) | 48.24 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 32250. | max (sogindiq77) | 48.24 | 95% | 2022-07-12 |
| 32251. | keko (keko314) | 48.24 | 96% | 2023-02-01 |
| 32252. | Tim (timfluencer) | 48.24 | 92% | 2023-03-13 |
| 32253. | Gustas (gustela) | 48.24 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 32254. | Devin (devinplaysdrums) | 48.24 | 94% | 2021-02-11 |
| 32255. | vi (celestial_purity) | 48.24 | 95% | 2015-08-18 |
| 32256. | Alyssa (saucedo) | 48.24 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 32257. | basheer (basheer) | 48.24 | — | 2010-01-12 |
| 32258. | Eug (eugsiow) | 48.23 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 32259. | Giorgio (gxorgxo) | 48.23 | — | 2008-08-12 |
| 32260. | Ain (methuse) | 48.23 | 87% | 2013-05-03 |
| 32261. | AG (a7n6k6iit) | 48.22 | 95% | 2015-10-06 |
| 32262. | Dusan (dusan321) | 48.22 | 93% | 2022-10-19 |
| 32263. | Emgae (emgae) | 48.22 | 94% | 2023-04-19 |
| 32264. | Ryan (weite) | 48.22 | 90% | 2016-01-01 |
| 32265. | Yux (voce) | 48.22 | 94% | 2013-01-25 |
| 32266. | ismail (cambasi) | 48.21 | 94% | 2014-10-14 |
| 32267. | NeRdZ B) (lehya) | 48.21 | — | 2011-04-29 |
| 32268. | Morty (hey_i_am_morty) | 48.20 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 32269. | Wiktor (wicker6) | 48.20 | 94% | 2020-11-24 |
| 32270. | Aykut (holyday) | 48.20 | — | 2010-06-05 |
| 32271. | Nursultan (1servant96) | 48.19 | 94% | 2022-10-31 |
| 32272. | Jack (jsdsparky) | 48.19 | 85% | 2015-12-15 |
| 32273. | Jonathan (john_ee) | 48.19 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| 32274. | Kojo (kojoatta) | 48.19 | 96% | 2020-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |