Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1373. | Dan (rivalesque) | 92.99 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 1374. | Tej (tejmurudkar22) | 92.94 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 1375. | Archi💢 (gaijjin) | 92.88 | 96% | 2020-02-25 |
| 1376. | OutemuBrown (outemu_brown) | 92.88 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 1377. | s a d b o y (a51nx) | 92.87 | 97% | 2019-03-31 |
| 1378. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 92.86 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 1379. | safetyfirst (ew221_) | 92.86 | 99% | 2017-07-14 |
| 1380. | Thomas (thomasbriggs) | 92.85 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 1381. | ocodile (ocodile) | 92.79 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 1382. | mike (oxfordcomma) | 92.78 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1383. | Alex (alexcrowns) | 92.76 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 1384. | Herman (hermantam) | 92.76 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
| 1385. | tstats[wardenod17] (wardeno... | 92.74 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 1386. | Bilbo (bilboballins) | 92.72 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1387. | immikeylee (immikeylee) | 92.71 | 98% | 2020-06-01 |
| 1388. | Tony (ksmrdero) | 92.70 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 1389. | Edmund (edmundtyw1) | 92.69 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 1390. | Corey (corstar97) | 92.69 | 99% | 2020-01-13 |
| 1391. | Durum (durumpitta) | 92.69 | 99% | 2018-09-04 |
| 1392. | W (portcityjo) | 92.67 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
| 1393. | left to build something gre... | 92.67 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 1394. | Natalia (mnich47) | 92.66 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1395. | Emzlo (emzlo) | 92.66 | 97% | 2018-11-18 |
| 1396. | Gipsy (gipsys) | 92.65 | 98% | 2018-07-23 |
| 1397. | Rebekah (rkatter) | 92.65 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
| 1398. | Fm (fm59jq2k) | 92.65 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1399. | Samuel (bigbadblowfish) | 92.60 | 99% | 2019-10-01 |
| 1400. | ☻ (sachinjangra0) | 92.58 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 1401. | Michael (michael_22) | 92.57 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
| 1402. | I (excelsiate) | 92.54 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |