And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18903. | Anuj Man (anujmanbjr) | 80.77 | 95% | 2013-10-07 |
| 18904. | Scott (engemasa@gmail.com) | 80.77 | 91% | 2013-04-20 |
| 18905. | Timothy (chuzzz) | 80.77 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 18906. | Elliot (mehmets_dunder) | 80.77 | 97.1% | 2021-01-29 |
| 18907. | Victor (bigetou) | 80.77 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 18908. | antiphon (goodmania) | 80.77 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 18909. | KK (kk123456) | 80.77 | 93% | 2013-07-31 |
| 18910. | Gina (nannelcam) | 80.77 | 97% | 2020-01-18 |
| 18911. | Andy (agiantfish) | 80.77 | 98% | 2014-05-22 |
| 18912. | fingerblaster (linn123321) | 80.76 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 18913. | FlyingSpur (alcaponed) | 80.76 | 94% | 2014-04-01 |
| 18914. | Paul (paulisme539) | 80.76 | 96% | 2018-08-24 |
| 18915. | Shnippy (shnippy) | 80.76 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 18916. | Matthew (thefinchler) | 80.76 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
| 18917. | Pro (prostix) | 80.76 | 93% | 2013-10-31 |
| 18918. | Yash (naughtyboy) | 80.76 | — | 2010-11-07 |
| 18919. | iiHunt (iihunt) | 80.75 | 98% | 2023-06-26 |
| 18920. | Ceckulienka (ceckulienka) | 80.75 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 18921. | molotov_girl45210 (molotov_... | 80.75 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 18922. | Sam (sirius1982) | 80.75 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 18923. | Adam (ataguchi194) | 80.75 | 99% | 2011-11-17 |
| 18924. | Ching (unstoppableonez) | 80.75 | 92% | 2012-01-27 |
| 18925. | duonghoang05@gmail.com (duo... | 80.75 | 97% | 2015-05-22 |
| 18926. | Sam (captainlevihot) | 80.74 | 96% | 2022-10-11 |
| 18927. | TBNRnooch (tbnrnooch) | 80.74 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 18928. | Kimberly (bebiblush) | 80.74 | 97% | 2014-07-27 |
| 18929. | Hector (datafli) | 80.73 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 18930. | Jarell (lerajf) | 80.73 | 91% | 2014-08-16 |
| 18931. | Ben (breakmystride) | 80.73 | 94% | 2020-02-15 |
| 18932. | sohta (sohta) | 80.73 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |