Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25239. | Funkey (yofunkey) | 60.52 | 94% | 2013-09-14 |
| 25240. | Esa (esa1996) | 60.52 | 94% | 2016-03-19 |
| 25241. | Ovidiu (randomuserasdf1234) | 60.52 | 94% | 2022-12-02 |
| 25242. | Todd (mrswalin) | 60.51 | 99% | 2013-03-18 |
| 25243. | Guest (k935p) | 60.51 | 97% | 2020-05-17 |
| 25244. | law (lawx) | 60.51 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 25245. | matvei (xbabushka) | 60.51 | 96% | 2023-01-27 |
| 25246. | Tommy (cps01hkt) | 60.50 | 92% | 2013-04-30 |
| 25247. | Bobirjon (bob_pro) | 60.50 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 25248. | ramonito (ramonice) | 60.50 | 98% | 2019-08-16 |
| 25249. | Lo_key (lo_key) | 60.50 | 94% | 2015-03-02 |
| 25250. | Eric (ebl1859) | 60.49 | 94% | 2018-09-30 |
| 25251. | The (manish8972) | 60.49 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 25252. | Prajapati (jackparker) | 60.49 | 93% | 2013-07-23 |
| 25253. | rODJAK (gucci_boi) | 60.49 | 94% | 2020-12-22 |
| 25254. | Miracle (lawfully_miraculous) | 60.49 | 99% | 2022-03-24 |
| 25255. | Dien (gsdien) | 60.48 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 25256. | Julie (jjhall) | 60.48 | 96% | 2011-05-13 |
| 25257. | Justin (justintime21) | 60.48 | — | 2010-06-25 |
| 25258. | joe (jwvv77) | 60.48 | 94% | 2014-01-01 |
| 25259. | Sapporo (zabuza) | 60.48 | 97% | 2014-10-22 |
| 25260. | Duomax (duomax) | 60.48 | 91% | 2012-04-04 |
| 25261. | ╬♥♦♣♠╬ (ngocvuong) | 60.48 | 90% | 2014-03-14 |
| 25262. | Aman (mag1k_iwnl) | 60.48 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 25263. | lynx (mvalpha) | 60.48 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| 25264. | Hieu (zenmonk) | 60.47 | 97% | 2011-07-02 |
| 25265. | Alexander (adesso) | 60.47 | 96% | 2019-07-02 |
| 25266. | Yusuf (ihavenoarms) | 60.47 | 95% | 2019-01-25 |
| 25267. | phobia (mediaphobio) | 60.46 | 96% | 2012-07-29 |
| 25268. | Putu (risaiueo) | 60.46 | — | 2010-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |