The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7070. | Nobody (nobodykiller) | 94.31 | 95% | 2020-12-25 |
| 7071. | duckyful (duckydatyper) | 94.31 | 96.1% | 2025-01-09 |
| 7072. | JRD (yesjrd) | 94.31 | 97.7% | 2024-06-13 |
| 7073. | chipy (chipysmile) | 94.31 | 97% | 2014-02-27 |
| 7074. | Bill (nofuksgiven) | 94.30 | 96% | 2012-11-16 |
| 7075. | زياد (aatrox0_0) | 94.30 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 7076. | shadyan (shadyan) | 94.30 | 97% | 2024-02-02 |
| 7077. | Jo (typermac) | 94.30 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 7078. | Boogle (boogleboy) | 94.30 | 97.6% | 2023-12-03 |
| 7079. | Heather (feedtheflames) | 94.30 | 96% | 2013-06-04 |
| 7080. | Ryan (enzo_is_a_baws) | 94.30 | 91% | 2012-08-17 |
| 7081. | Zia (zeeya) | 94.29 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 7082. | Allen (randomtask) | 94.29 | — | 2010-12-19 |
| 7083. | OneiricAbyss (oneirodynia) | 94.27 | 99% | 2025-05-11 |
| 7084. | Wolah (michael_j_g) | 94.27 | 98% | 2025-05-19 |
| 7085. | AKIMbO (_akimbo_) | 94.27 | 95% | 2013-09-11 |
| 7086. | Ciccon0 (ciccon1) | 94.26 | 94% | 2025-04-03 |
| 7087. | Taxadd (deadpoet123) | 94.26 | 97.2% | 2023-11-13 |
| 7088. | 65best (dunneljir) | 94.26 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 7089. | Alien (half_alien) | 94.26 | 98.5% | 2024-01-31 |
| 7090. | Shin (shi_n) | 94.26 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 7091. | Randy (rdw200169) | 94.25 | 96% | 2015-02-01 |
| 7092. | Dill (duragdill) | 94.25 | 97.9% | 2023-12-15 |
| 7093. | Dice (dicey) | 94.25 | 97% | 2016-06-03 |
| 7094. | Pepega (noquiterino) | 94.25 | 95% | 2017-04-11 |
| 7095. | Joshua (jspike397) | 94.24 | 97% | 2025-06-23 |
| 7096. | Alex (joethestickguy) | 94.24 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 7097. | SPQR (tringuyen29) | 94.24 | 97.3% | 2023-07-14 |
| 7098. | DNF (lam4nk) | 94.24 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 7099. | Nick (deadspace) | 94.24 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |