So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18702. | (pokl) | 69.87 | 94% | 2023-04-13 |
| 18703. | (hiraihye) | 69.87 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 18704. | (larry) | 69.87 | — | 2008-10-05 |
| 18705. | Julian (choo) | 69.87 | — | 2009-08-30 |
| 18706. | (siarnt) | 69.86 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
| 18707. | (suicyclone) | 69.86 | 95% | 2019-03-02 |
| 18708. | (manontheway54) | 69.86 | 98% | 2016-11-14 |
| 18709. | Kelly (kellymonkey28) | 69.86 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 18710. | John Paul (jp_ramolete16) | 69.86 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 18711. | (chourrage) | 69.85 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
| 18712. | (rookery) | 69.85 | 94% | 2015-08-12 |
| 18713. | (marmimic) | 69.85 | 92% | 2015-03-19 |
| 18714. | (krixtsup3r) | 69.85 | 88% | 2012-04-26 |
| 18715. | (banchan) | 69.85 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 18716. | sam (bbreaker) | 69.85 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 18717. | (brander) | 69.85 | 89% | 2013-10-25 |
| 18718. | (leoroy7x7) | 69.84 | 99% | 2022-05-10 |
| 18719. | reirob (reirob) | 69.84 | 99% | 2016-11-02 |
| 18720. | Gagan (slowgagan18) | 69.84 | 95% | 2020-09-10 |
| 18721. | (shin3100) | 69.84 | 98% | 2014-07-16 |
| 18722. | Blur (dunkrius) | 69.84 | 95% | 2016-03-08 |
| 18723. | (hoooosdifuh) | 69.83 | 97% | 2022-08-04 |
| 18724. | (chrischn89) | 69.83 | 86% | 2014-04-07 |
| 18725. | (flansgorp) | 69.83 | 93% | 2015-05-18 |
| 18726. | (brickoven) | 69.82 | 90% | 2016-04-10 |
| 18727. | (gm_hazem02) | 69.82 | 95% | 2022-01-06 |
| 18728. | (benpoopy) | 69.82 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 18729. | (eric1699) | 69.82 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 18730. | (somerandomkid76) | 69.82 | 96% | 2020-02-25 |
| 18731. | W (portcityjo) | 69.82 | 96% | 2020-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |