I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7336. | Sukant (sukant) | 93.52 | 98% | 2016-02-10 |
| 7337. | Ahmad (gmg12) | 93.51 | 97.6% | 2024-05-29 |
| 7338. | type (br100ka) | 93.51 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 7339. | Justin (jxstin_a) | 93.51 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 7340. | Poke (poke2) | 93.51 | 94% | 2015-07-04 |
| 7341. | TheMamba (themamba2) | 93.50 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 7342. | tstats[depsy] (depsy) | 93.50 | 96.3% | 2024-05-18 |
| 7343. | Mr (mrharward) | 93.50 | 95% | 2016-02-17 |
| 7344. | Max (mcmax92) | 93.50 | 90% | 2016-07-29 |
| 7345. | sid (parallelogrammed) | 93.49 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 7346. | (alf89757) | 93.49 | 96% | 2016-10-19 |
| 7347. | juswawawa (juswawawawawa) | 93.49 | 97% | 2026-03-10 |
| 7348. | Brocli (brocli) | 93.49 | 95% | 2018-09-06 |
| 7349. | Simiwag (simiwag) | 93.48 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
| 7350. | Mohit (mohitisgreat) | 93.48 | 98.5% | 2023-12-04 |
| 7351. | Andrew (speedy314) | 93.48 | 94% | 2017-04-24 |
| 7352. | Mr.NoHands (kingus13) | 93.47 | 97% | 2025-09-06 |
| 7353. | Ryan Vanderlois (chickenlil... | 93.47 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 7354. | Global (global_typer69) | 93.47 | 98% | 2022-01-31 |
| 7355. | sdf (delta23) | 93.47 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 7356. | Yannis (dunkmon) | 93.47 | 97.8% | 2023-10-17 |
| 7357. | tstats[salahf5] (salahf5) | 93.47 | 98.5% | 2024-11-15 |
| 7358. | Jason (salvatorejason) | 93.47 | 93% | 2015-05-27 |
| 7359. | ripforeverjoey (ripforeverj... | 93.47 | 98% | 2015-05-15 |
| 7360. | Peggy (peggyrwa) | 93.47 | 90% | 2016-09-12 |
| 7361. | Enrique (michael_blackson) | 93.46 | 96% | 2025-06-17 |
| 7362. | markuzo (mschlafli) | 93.45 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 7363. | harsh (pastel_snow) | 93.45 | 97.1% | 2025-02-17 |
| 7364. | Mauricio (maurizzzio) | 93.45 | 97% | 2018-07-23 |
| 7365. | zijun0502 (zijun0502) | 93.44 | 95.6% | 2024-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |