The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14302. | ∞ (lukman999) | 81.36 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 14303. | chuck657 (mrstealurrobux) | 81.36 | 96% | 2019-11-08 |
| 14304. | K (kaorud) | 81.36 | 95% | 2011-06-29 |
| 14305. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 81.36 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
| 14306. | Dragonbonus (dragonbonus) | 81.36 | 95% | 2016-03-21 |
| 14307. | keshav (keshav2010) | 81.35 | 92% | 2015-03-20 |
| 14308. | Ryan (sofal) | 81.35 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 14309. | Magnus (gramovich) | 81.35 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 14310. | Vincent (paz10s) | 81.35 | 97% | 2019-05-27 |
| 14311. | Kevin (kevinni73) | 81.35 | 93% | 2012-03-03 |
| 14312. | Eastsky712 (eastsky712) | 81.34 | 96% | 2023-03-07 |
| 14313. | Mookk (junshimada) | 81.34 | 95% | 2019-01-30 |
| 14314. | wandering (crusherxf) | 81.34 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 14315. | mooth (sooruva) | 81.34 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
| 14316. | amongla (kagez) | 81.34 | 95% | 2020-04-03 |
| 14317. | Heather (songbird88) | 81.34 | 92% | 2011-07-25 |
| 14318. | ruzain (ruzain02) | 81.33 | 98% | 2021-12-24 |
| 14319. | Do-Hyun (dkim00) | 81.33 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 14320. | Sean (sage296) | 81.33 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 14321. | M (maxopie) | 81.33 | 97.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 14322. | david (jrdupd) | 81.33 | 98% | 2015-12-04 |
| 14323. | Stephen (dungymitten) | 81.33 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 14324. | Liam (destructov) | 81.32 | 96% | 2020-01-25 |
| 14325. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 81.32 | 93% | 2023-05-21 |
| 14326. | Aishwarya (ashagn) | 81.32 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 14327. | Mate (smweb) | 81.32 | 94% | 2013-11-06 |
| 14328. | Paul (pjpajamas) | 81.32 | 94% | 2013-03-01 |
| 14329. | gogofast (eleasx) | 81.32 | 93% | 2012-11-17 |
| 14330. | さなろーま？ (xusanaxu) | 81.31 | 91% | 2011-12-06 |
| 14331. | LittleYun (littleyun) | 81.31 | 96% | 2022-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |