As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8782. | Vivek (viivek) | 86.43 | 94% | 2017-03-03 |
| 8783. | Cheese (cheese0r) | 86.43 | 93% | 2016-01-08 |
| 8784. | Doc Erwin (neuraxialist) | 86.42 | 99% | 2025-05-14 |
| 8785. | mustanggtgto (mustanggtgto) | 86.42 | 98.5% | 2023-12-28 |
| 8786. | kira (mysticpupper) | 86.41 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 8787. | Roger (gamer95) | 86.41 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 8788. | Muhammad (ryan_typingwithryan) | 86.41 | 98.6% | 2023-10-14 |
| 8789. | sabitovski (tursabihami) | 86.41 | 98% | 2016-10-28 |
| 8790. | Mike (fastneko) | 86.40 | 97% | 2021-02-05 |
| 8791. | Nixiuo (nixiuo) | 86.40 | 98% | 2017-10-24 |
| 8792. | Candice (cc_1217) | 86.40 | 97% | 2015-04-08 |
| 8793. | Henry (hsm12) | 86.39 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
| 8794. | ._. (freakbuoyancy) | 86.39 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 8795. | lando_nomiss (lando_nomiss) | 86.39 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
| 8796. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 86.39 | 96% | 2019-09-25 |
| 8797. | Irene (decemberbabe) | 86.39 | 96% | 2015-05-20 |
| 8798. | neil (neil_da_nub) | 86.38 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 8799. | Russell (russell_t3ap) | 86.38 | 99% | 2019-04-02 |
| 8800. | Tongyi (shent) | 86.38 | 94% | 2017-03-20 |
| 8801. | David (dungeonsiege) | 86.38 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 8802. | Abram (the707guy) | 86.37 | 98% | 2024-03-19 |
| 8803. | Daniel (lestina) | 86.37 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
| 8804. | Th3BossC (th3bossc) | 86.37 | 96% | 2024-09-05 |
| 8805. | Jeff (dotjeff) | 86.37 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 8806. | Jake (jr3224) | 86.37 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
| 8807. | 💕💕💕 (ypdq) | 86.36 | 96.3% | 2024-04-24 |
| 8808. | Donovan (donovanb) | 86.36 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
| 8809. | Dixie (zanarkind) | 86.36 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
| 8810. | Ayden (aydensonline) | 86.36 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 8811. | Paul (dkim1497) | 86.36 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |