So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9960. | john (primitive) | 85.77 | 98% | 2013-10-14 |
| 9961. | Ghassan (lightbeam) | 85.77 | 97% | 2013-07-10 |
| 9962. | bdr (bbbbbbbbbbb) | 85.77 | 93% | 2016-12-19 |
| 9963. | Geawea (geawea) | 85.76 | 93% | 2011-12-03 |
| 9964. | zzRouxfop_ (cryptic_blade) | 85.76 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 9965. | Shaan (shaany2233) | 85.76 | 94% | 2013-07-13 |
| 9966. | Daniel (demodrill) | 85.76 | 95% | 2014-11-24 |
| 9967. | Cor (slmroostls22) | 85.76 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 9968. | van (toofasthoot) | 85.75 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 9969. | Jay (jaygles) | 85.75 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
| 9970. | BahDude (majduddin8) | 85.75 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 9971. | Koi (koisoysauce) | 85.75 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 9972. | adsfjk (jbcabintoy14) | 85.75 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
| 9973. | Michael (javamorris) | 85.75 | 98% | 2016-11-29 |
| 9974. | Martel (marty87) | 85.75 | — | 2009-08-03 |
| 9975. | Юрий (libertadore) | 85.75 | 99% | 2011-06-15 |
| 9976. | FALLACY (mae3505) | 85.74 | 98% | 2012-09-05 |
| 9977. | Amanda (mandy31182) | 85.74 | 100% | 2014-01-03 |
| 9978. | simen (weeooweeoo) | 85.74 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
| 9979. | David (dungeonsiege) | 85.74 | 91% | 2015-12-12 |
| 9980. | Angie (bnlgusterfan) | 85.73 | 97% | 2016-08-02 |
| 9981. | Zovi (zovi) | 85.73 | 99% | 2021-08-20 |
| 9982. | Bao (baowilliam) | 85.73 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 9983. | nimitz (nimitzpro) | 85.73 | 96% | 2021-11-13 |
| 9984. | Jon (treantprotector) | 85.73 | 93% | 2013-02-21 |
| 9985. | Bo (cheeseburger) | 85.73 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 9986. | Apprentoc (apprentoc) | 85.72 | 97% | 2020-04-13 |
| 9987. | Maxwell (goatmaxwelln) | 85.71 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 9988. | ItsMe2314 (itsme2314) | 85.71 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 9989. | Michael (punkkoala) | 85.71 | 96% | 2016-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |