So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19811. | (phoeni_x) | 68.15 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
| 19812. | (shrimpcycle) | 68.15 | 95% | 2021-04-30 |
| 19813. | banshing (banshing) | 68.15 | 93% | 2016-05-19 |
| 19814. | (agapephileo) | 68.15 | 95% | 2015-09-07 |
| 19815. | (typist_1india) | 68.15 | 97% | 2015-06-05 |
| 19816. | (jonmixnblend) | 68.15 | 98% | 2018-02-21 |
| 19817. | (chuongthien33) | 68.15 | 96% | 2011-07-31 |
| 19818. | (malvita) | 68.14 | 96% | 2015-09-14 |
| 19819. | Minh (formulasquid) | 68.14 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
| 19820. | (gilhomie) | 68.14 | 95% | 2022-05-11 |
| 19821. | (alexample) | 68.14 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 19822. | (derevonc) | 68.14 | 92% | 2012-10-04 |
| 19823. | (redmercy) | 68.13 | 94% | 2014-09-15 |
| 19824. | सुरेन्द्र... | 68.13 | 97% | 2014-06-17 |
| 19825. | (plav) | 68.13 | — | 2008-12-29 |
| 19826. | (moedd) | 68.13 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 19827. | (timmy127) | 68.12 | 97% | 2021-02-20 |
| 19828. | dumpster (dumpsterrr) | 68.12 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 19829. | (taptaptaptap) | 68.12 | 99% | 2011-10-26 |
| 19830. | (goldpants) | 68.12 | 89% | 2016-11-21 |
| 19831. | (typeinthebox) | 68.11 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
| 19832. | George (grgp) | 68.11 | 91% | 2016-03-14 |
| 19833. | (i_emmanuel) | 68.11 | 95% | 2015-08-03 |
| 19834. | Roinad (kreon) | 68.11 | 95% | 2016-08-18 |
| 19835. | (uyen.lt.1998@gmail.com) | 68.11 | 98% | 2015-06-07 |
| 19836. | (fugitivecloud) | 68.11 | 97% | 2017-08-10 |
| 19837. | (moxeemango) | 68.10 | 94% | 2023-07-30 |
| 19838. | Khassan (kheldebek) | 68.10 | 95% | 2021-05-26 |
| 19839. | (sasagey0) | 68.10 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 19840. | (lordphil3) | 68.10 | 96% | 2020-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |