I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9070. | Morris (reinheart) | 92.69 | 96% | 2018-01-30 |
| 9071. | Aidan (epixaidbeta) | 92.69 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 9072. | De Jong (bequiet13) | 92.67 | 98.8% | 2025-02-10 |
| 9073. | janus312 (janus312) | 92.67 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 9074. | Mr.NoHands (kingus13) | 92.66 | 96% | 2025-08-30 |
| 9075. | Mike (mhaimowitz) | 92.66 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
| 9076. | malkin98 (malkin98) | 92.65 | 99% | 2026-05-20 |
| 9077. | master (cs6000pistol) | 92.65 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 9078. | GTedZ (gtedz) | 92.65 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 9079. | Jean (seawardsalmon6) | 92.65 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 9080. | Sam (winceless) | 92.65 | 98.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 9081. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 92.64 | 99% | 2025-10-04 |
| 9082. | Richrad (laci279) | 92.64 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 9083. | Tornadox (tornadox) | 92.64 | 99% | 2025-06-25 |
| 9084. | aviad (patish) | 92.63 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 9085. | Jose Ortiz (jortiz1496) | 92.63 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
| 9086. | Sam (wardancer456) | 92.62 | 96% | 2024-05-30 |
| 9087. | Dumpling649 (dumpling649) | 92.62 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 9088. | Gin (tonic_gin) | 92.62 | 99% | 2021-11-05 |
| 9089. | aero (aeroazure) | 92.62 | 99% | 2020-05-01 |
| 9090. | Cone (itsdontplay) | 92.61 | 97% | 2025-12-05 |
| 9091. | matoni (matoni) | 92.61 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 9092. | Yee Yan (yeeyan27) | 92.61 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 9093. | Aidan (ireallylovehockey) | 92.61 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 9094. | David (dave_em) | 92.61 | 99% | 2021-08-23 |
| 9095. | Matthew (mattdarien) | 92.61 | 97.2% | 2021-02-06 |
| 9096. | Ryba_CZE (ryba_cze) | 92.60 | 98% | 2025-11-28 |
| 9097. | k (kkeys) | 92.60 | 99% | 2023-07-29 |
| 9098. | hot__ (hot0336) | 92.60 | 100% | 2022-08-28 |
| 9099. | orgilmunh (orgilmunh) | 92.60 | 98.2% | 2023-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |