So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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25500. | Britny (lil_fhat) | 58.17 | — | 2009-09-26 |
25501. | Julien (amaimon43) | 58.17 | 96% | 2019-04-26 |
25502. | Sapporo (zabuza) | 58.17 | 97% | 2014-07-07 |
25503. | TMW98 (themostwanted98) | 58.17 | 86% | 2015-12-17 |
25504. | Mariam (maliya13) | 58.17 | 98% | 2013-12-24 |
25505. | VrHam (vrham) | 58.16 | 94% | 2021-05-17 |
25506. | SBTMS (sbtms) | 58.16 | 96.2% | 2021-02-17 |
25507. | Zuly (mychem) | 58.16 | 95% | 2011-09-29 |
25508. | kameron (ironickatana) | 58.15 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
25509. | Jamie (slobkilla92) | 58.15 | 96% | 2018-07-12 |
25510. | Teotonio (teo_soares) | 58.15 | 98% | 2014-03-24 |
25511. | Ptysiek (ptysiek) | 58.15 | 94% | 2016-11-25 |
25512. | Adarsh (adayag) | 58.15 | — | 2009-11-16 |
25513. | Achinta (ysachinta) | 58.14 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
25514. | Amir (thebluebear) | 58.14 | 93% | 2021-05-05 |
25515. | R (lysergs) | 58.14 | 92% | 2014-06-12 |
25516. | yak (kurykkkk) | 58.13 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
25517. | chan (yukichat) | 58.13 | 91% | 2011-12-26 |
25518. | Jacob (gaycob) | 58.13 | 96% | 2018-06-13 |
25519. | DNK (dnk1ng) | 58.13 | 94% | 2017-05-05 |
25520. | Viet (viet) | 58.13 | — | 2009-02-21 |
25521. | Clumsy (dumpling) | 58.13 | — | 2010-01-23 |
25522. | Ashique (ashiqueps) | 58.13 | 92% | 2016-02-17 |
25523. | Spectre (specter_mills) | 58.12 | 96% | 2022-10-15 |
25524. | Rohit (rohit_saini) | 58.12 | 95% | 2022-08-23 |
25525. | Bob (gra50) | 58.12 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
25526. | friendly guy (cfarhang) | 58.12 | 98% | 2023-08-24 |
25527. | Takao (takao) | 58.12 | — | 2010-11-13 |
25528. | Nurbek (tsukerk1) | 58.12 | 95% | 2020-09-07 |
25529. | seaweedOrca (h17unicorn) | 58.12 | 94% | 2021-11-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |