So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10389. | Isaac (isaacgull02) | 84.88 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 10390. | ogtoast (ogtoast) | 84.88 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 10391. | (naturaladoption) | 84.87 | 97.5% | 2023-09-06 |
| 10392. | Jenny (jen_120) | 84.87 | 95% | 2016-07-26 |
| 10393. | Chisa (chisa) | 84.87 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 10394. | Dancing (dancingdogs) | 84.86 | 93% | 2012-10-06 |
| 10395. | 🔰Rayster (rayster1) | 84.86 | 99% | 2022-10-29 |
| 10396. | gotta go (gotta_go_fast__) | 84.86 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 10397. | Jaffri (jeffli2000) | 84.86 | 98.5% | 2021-02-08 |
| 10398. | J. (secretz) | 84.86 | 94% | 2012-10-15 |
| 10399. | Michael (donut_man) | 84.86 | 98% | 2011-11-02 |
| 10400. | !RiA! (soddinghostile) | 84.86 | — | 2011-01-24 |
| 10401. | scott (skilledscott) | 84.86 | 96% | 2016-06-01 |
| 10402. | Vladizlav (simbernal) | 84.86 | 91% | 2015-03-07 |
| 10403. | Leah (beamup2space) | 84.86 | — | 2009-11-24 |
| 10404. | aseemsachdeva (aseemtypist) | 84.86 | 95% | 2013-09-16 |
| 10405. | Cake (dumpcako) | 84.85 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 10406. | Mohand (mohandd_318) | 84.85 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 10407. | Lucas (st3ezy) | 84.85 | 96.2% | 2023-05-22 |
| 10408. | Rene (rgam) | 84.84 | 97% | 2012-05-03 |
| 10409. | david (kidlucrative) | 84.83 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 10410. | AllCrumpledUp (stableigloo) | 84.82 | 98% | 2020-05-05 |
| 10411. | Strahinja (zlatan3412) | 84.82 | 91% | 2016-09-11 |
| 10412. | Treven (treven2001) | 84.82 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 10413. | clipoy (clipoy) | 84.82 | 94% | 2013-06-14 |
| 10414. | VTEC KICKED IN YO (envme) | 84.82 | 97% | 2013-12-03 |
| 10415. | Mudd_ME (mudd_me) | 84.82 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 10416. | Tom (decoherence) | 84.82 | 96% | 2015-03-03 |
| 10417. | CJ (cannedair) | 84.82 | 97% | 2017-06-01 |
| 10418. | Allie (alliebaba) | 84.82 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |