And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13713. | Japonizm (showhey0705) | 90.35 | 98% | 2015-03-14 |
| 13714. | Jumbo (stinkusminkus) | 90.35 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
| 13715. | Devin (dmkbills) | 90.35 | 98% | 2012-11-06 |
| 13716. | Trung (trungpb) | 90.35 | — | 2010-03-02 |
| 13717. | Sarvjot (sarvjot42) | 90.34 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 13718. | BandNerd (band_nerd1) | 90.34 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 13719. | Rennex (nixoneen) | 90.34 | 98.3% | 2023-10-31 |
| 13720. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 90.34 | — | 2009-07-02 |
| 13721. | Elizabeth (deadachek) | 90.34 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 13722. | Хуйлуша (over_power) | 90.34 | 96% | 2017-01-01 |
| 13723. | Ryan (ronethenorseman) | 90.33 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 13724. | Demon (sun_voca) | 90.33 | 99% | 2021-04-08 |
| 13725. | vazo (speedyboivazo) | 90.33 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 13726. | ッッッ (markfaded) | 90.33 | 97% | 2019-04-13 |
| 13727. | pavan (pvsukalkar) | 90.33 | 97% | 2015-06-29 |
| 13728. | janer (jcamann) | 90.33 | 99% | 2012-02-10 |
| 13729. | Ben (keltil) | 90.32 | 96% | 2015-02-25 |
| 13730. | Jason (itzsentinal) | 90.32 | 96% | 2020-06-07 |
| 13731. | Cheng-Wei (changcw83) | 90.32 | 97% | 2012-04-27 |
| 13732. | Dummy Head (dummyhead) | 90.32 | 97% | 2018-11-26 |
| 13733. | Marcelo (idlebot) | 90.31 | 98% | 2015-10-09 |
| 13734. | Socplay (socplay) | 90.31 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 13735. | Max (kinginthenorth78) | 90.31 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 13736. | Brian (thepinkelephantcar) | 90.31 | 95% | 2016-07-12 |
| 13737. | Brayden (azinfoo) | 90.31 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
| 13738. | Miko (kimonoso) | 90.31 | 96% | 2014-09-20 |
| 13739. | chien (chien) | 90.31 | 96% | 2012-02-01 |
| 13740. | Julia (smallone4130) | 90.30 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 13741. | Ivan (hurricane14) | 90.30 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 13742. | Patrick (patrickdaitya) | 90.29 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |