Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33803. | Rahul (endeavour_the_one) | 46.31 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 33804. | Rachel (tweetybirdbird) | 46.31 | 95% | 2022-01-24 |
| 33805. | Nurbekov (nur6ekov) | 46.31 | 92% | 2022-10-25 |
| 33806. | Shaan (shaan_047) | 46.31 | 92% | 2023-09-02 |
| 33807. | Subin (subinsk) | 46.30 | 93% | 2017-04-18 |
| 33808. | Wretched (greaterdan) | 46.30 | 88% | 2013-05-03 |
| 33809. | Vladislav (iivlad) | 46.30 | 94% | 2021-03-25 |
| 33810. | Roger (tclaim) | 46.30 | 90% | 2014-08-17 |
| 33811. | tyrue (tyrue) | 46.29 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 33812. | Martyn (wallnut) | 46.29 | 92% | 2012-06-17 |
| 33813. | Emma (emma55) | 46.29 | 88% | 2012-09-20 |
| 33814. | Nirav (niravt) | 46.29 | 87% | 2017-03-17 |
| 33815. | Andrei Rafael (caperbr) | 46.29 | 96% | 2023-03-30 |
| 33816. | abhishek kumar vishwakarma ... | 46.29 | 95.4% | 2023-10-17 |
| 33817. | Racer09 (__nn____ds__) | 46.29 | 96% | 2023-04-07 |
| 33818. | Lorenzo (lolgab) | 46.29 | 93% | 2021-05-10 |
| 33819. | ShitKnight (shitknightmcswag) | 46.28 | 89% | 2015-01-17 |
| 33820. | thasnh (thasnh) | 46.28 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 33821. | Miguelito (satovan24) | 46.28 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 33822. | ciccox (ciccox) | 46.28 | 96% | 2012-10-29 |
| 33823. | grip (dummie_) | 46.28 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 33824. | LJ (samurai7694) | 46.28 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 33825. | sake (_saikei_69420) | 46.28 | 93% | 2023-05-25 |
| 33826. | asif (hasif) | 46.27 | 97% | 2011-11-27 |
| 33827. | Ngan (ngan91) | 46.27 | 94% | 2011-12-20 |
| 33828. | Omar (omar_ali) | 46.27 | 90% | 2015-12-18 |
| 33829. | Arslan (arsi) | 46.27 | — | 2010-08-03 |
| 33830. | Safiyah (safiyah) | 46.27 | 95% | 2022-06-29 |
| 33831. | PURPLE (toogood53) | 46.26 | 91% | 2016-11-11 |
| 33832. | Jason (ocheeen) | 46.26 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |