I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4675. | Mark (figzes) | 107.06 | 98% | 2020-09-27 |
| 4676. | bunbun (typerbun) | 107.06 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
| 4677. | Kabera (rcdude27) | 107.05 | 97.8% | 2024-03-17 |
| 4678. | Ritchie (kuupper) | 107.05 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 4679. | Kuromu (funkey08) | 107.04 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 4680. | Darix (tf_light) | 107.04 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 4681. | Sorin (tur7le0010) | 107.04 | 99% | 2021-05-13 |
| 4682. | Abdullah Munir (mediudude) | 107.03 | 98.3% | 2025-01-05 |
| 4683. | clmKing (clmking) | 107.03 | 99% | 2025-02-17 |
| 4684. | ICHIGONE (kaweeweeboy) | 107.03 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 4685. | Dane (steakz) | 107.03 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 4686. | Trump's the GOAT (keletheking) | 107.02 | 97% | 2025-06-23 |
| 4687. | rufas1 (rufas1) | 107.01 | 99% | 2017-02-14 |
| 4688. | Amanda (amandafong) | 107.01 | 96% | 2020-03-02 |
| 4689. | Abdulaziz (mubailesh) | 107.01 | 100% | 2022-12-21 |
| 4690. | Azem (peja) | 107.01 | 100% | 2017-05-30 |
| 4691. | Nicholas (sipbayless) | 107.00 | 98% | 2025-03-17 |
| 4692. | Zach (dumbpubs) | 107.00 | 97% | 2017-05-11 |
| 4693. | Connor (cbyrd01) | 107.00 | 99% | 2018-09-13 |
| 4694. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 107.00 | 99% | 2018-03-19 |
| 4695. | neverblade (neverblade) | 107.00 | 95% | 2017-05-13 |
| 4696. | DemaciaLoL (demacialol) | 106.98 | 97% | 2024-07-21 |
| 4697. | Kevin (p_wumpkin) | 106.98 | 100% | 2023-06-26 |
| 4698. | shot607 (shot607) | 106.98 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 4699. | Enhance (enhance_) | 106.98 | 99% | 2023-06-10 |
| 4700. | Josh (tinman430) | 106.98 | 99% | 2020-02-04 |
| 4701. | Denec (denec) | 106.97 | 100% | 2024-09-06 |
| 4702. | killinginthenameof11 (killi... | 106.97 | 97% | 2025-03-29 |
| 4703. | ジョン (johnr_) | 106.97 | 99% | 2021-02-27 |
| 4704. | R (rhinousc) | 106.96 | 99% | 2019-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |