The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8093. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 105.26 | 99% | 2021-03-04 |
| 8094. | Bryan (iduhowpeopledo150wpm) | 105.26 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 8095. | kenboi (_kenboi) | 105.25 | 98% | 2019-06-11 |
| 8096. | Kera (kera77) | 105.24 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
| 8097. | :)) (brokenslowhand) | 105.24 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 8098. | Trevor (baconbob32) | 105.24 | 97% | 2011-09-09 |
| 8099. | Appropriate (d0wny) | 105.24 | 96% | 2018-05-17 |
| 8100. | Connor (connor12568) | 105.23 | 97% | 2017-07-28 |
| 8101. | NKW (firearachna) | 105.23 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 8102. | myself (sakib9) | 105.23 | 99.3% | 2023-09-08 |
| 8103. | qWudge (qwudge) | 105.23 | 99% | 2023-06-23 |
| 8104. | Azem (peja) | 105.23 | 100% | 2017-01-03 |
| 8105. | 🍜🌿 (inwerpsel) | 105.23 | 100% | 2020-12-12 |
| 8106. | Victor (milnerv) | 105.22 | 95% | 2016-04-11 |
| 8107. | Juliet 3 (buckles7809) | 105.22 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
| 8108. | Joseph (plex) | 105.22 | 96% | 2015-11-28 |
| 8109. | Dumbostyle (dumbostyle) | 105.21 | 97% | 2016-07-16 |
| 8110. | scott (glorfindel1977) | 105.21 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 8111. | Michael (mwormley) | 105.20 | 98.3% | 2023-10-17 |
| 8112. | noob3k (noob3k) | 105.20 | 97% | 2020-02-18 |
| 8113. | Alan (senseichen) | 105.20 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
| 8114. | Cutie (imalittlecutie) | 105.20 | 98% | 2014-03-10 |
| 8115. | Abhay (abhay_hadez) | 105.19 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 8116. | Naivist (uveous) | 105.19 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
| 8117. | Sorin (tur7le0010) | 105.19 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 8118. | ndtn (kurachi) | 105.19 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 8119. | Ry (ryfly) | 105.19 | 90% | 2015-12-22 |
| 8120. | Richard (rockpile) | 105.19 | 98% | 2015-08-25 |
| 8121. | Delmo (guilledelmo) | 105.18 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 8122. | God (jpaul100) | 105.18 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |