And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4764. | Jon (allensd87) | 113.06 | 94% | 2011-07-08 |
| 4765. | Jasmine (mustardsucks) | 113.06 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 4766. | Derek (rdkls) | 113.06 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 4767. | Terru (rizzden) | 113.05 | 94% | 2015-01-24 |
| 4768. | Musically (musically_ut) | 113.04 | 98% | 2016-12-17 |
| 4769. | (ashish_antil248) | 113.04 | 95.9% | 2023-07-29 |
| 4770. | neil (neil_da_nub) | 113.04 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 4771. | Quang (zearf) | 113.04 | 97% | 2014-10-01 |
| 4772. | Vincent (vinvin) | 113.04 | — | 2009-05-23 |
| 4773. | krakatoa (krakatoafoon) | 113.04 | 99% | 2018-01-16 |
| 4774. | Adam (appeac) | 113.03 | 95% | 2013-07-17 |
| 4775. | Matt (tinycarma) | 113.03 | 94% | 2015-01-22 |
| 4776. | CJ (cjb_nyi) | 113.03 | 98% | 2022-03-26 |
| 4777. | allan (isnallareloaded) | 113.03 | 93% | 2014-10-15 |
| 4778. | Sean (bodhidharma) | 113.02 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 4779. | Nootch (nootch) | 113.01 | 97% | 2022-06-12 |
| 4780. | Dr Blue (dr_blue) | 113.00 | 99% | 2014-12-04 |
| 4781. | Dan (dulcimer) | 113.00 | 97% | 2012-06-28 |
| 4782. | Grrhmm (grrhmm) | 113.00 | 99% | 2019-07-02 |
| 4783. | TypeLearner21 (typelearner21) | 112.99 | 99% | 2021-11-12 |
| 4784. | snow leopard (truechaos) | 112.98 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 4785. | Kirinji (kirinji_blasphemous) | 112.98 | 99% | 2018-10-29 |
| 4786. | Emmy (emilyelaine) | 112.97 | 99% | 2022-09-08 |
| 4787. | KC (hotdogkc) | 112.97 | 98% | 2013-09-30 |
| 4788. | Storytime (sharlo) | 112.97 | 99% | 2019-12-05 |
| 4789. | jazn (jazn16) | 112.97 | 96% | 2014-03-27 |
| 4790. | T (hsczx) | 112.97 | 97% | 2011-10-22 |
| 4791. | Eugene (qnfauf) | 112.97 | 97% | 2013-07-10 |
| 4792. | Daniels (dontmesswith) | 112.97 | 95% | 2016-01-28 |
| 4793. | Vegim (kosovar_reddit) | 112.96 | 95% | 2012-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |