Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5520. | kekw (wavegenicu) | 48.48 | 95% | 2020-07-10 |
| 5521. | Oudom (captainaplus) | 48.47 | 99% | 2018-06-06 |
| 5522. | Andy (lyandy10) | 48.47 | 95% | 2018-01-25 |
| 5523. | stegmarb (stegmarb) | 48.44 | 94% | 2018-11-09 |
| 5524. | Aidar (aidar13) | 48.39 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 5525. | Lsvetos (lasvetos) | 48.38 | 92% | 2021-08-10 |
| 5526. | Mr (mr_otaku) | 48.38 | 96% | 2020-06-11 |
| 5527. | la1 (xtyping) | 48.35 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 5528. | Jin (jinstim) | 48.33 | 93% | 2018-03-23 |
| 5529. | Felsic (felsic) | 48.32 | 95% | 2020-08-11 |
| 5530. | Khalid (khalidramadan) | 48.31 | 92% | 2019-07-05 |
| 5531. | IHopeAndTry (rohitistyping) | 48.28 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 5532. | Adiru (prolitead) | 48.27 | 93% | 2019-11-11 |
| 5533. | Surendra (5ur3ndr4) | 48.24 | 96% | 2019-01-28 |
| 5534. | olari (olaridv) | 48.23 | 96% | 2019-04-23 |
| 5535. | Saeed (saeedfx) | 48.23 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 5536. | Dulappy (dulappy) | 48.22 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| 5537. | Singh (singh_ram) | 48.20 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 5538. | Vietnam (nihonwan) | 48.18 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
| 5539. | Imane (tanghulu) | 48.15 | 100% | 2020-11-17 |
| 5540. | deltaY (lehoanson112358) | 48.08 | 95% | 2020-09-12 |
| 5541. | Pranav (sudopluto) | 48.05 | 95% | 2018-11-14 |
| 5542. | Jy (jyyyyy) | 48.05 | 93% | 2019-01-16 |
| 5543. | NEYT (naitsircher) | 48.04 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 5544. | Jonas (oat_punk) | 48.04 | 96% | 2017-12-01 |
| 5545. | zen (zen181) | 47.99 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 5546. | Foolbar (foolbar) | 47.98 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 5547. | Christian (christiantan) | 47.98 | 95% | 2017-09-17 |
| 5548. | JD (jdranpariya) | 47.97 | 95% | 2020-11-29 |
| 5549. | SolTrain (soltrain) | 47.96 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |