Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1879. | Ugnius (popcorn325) | 86.76 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 1880. | Matt (clarkandcarla) | 86.74 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| 1881. | whitroodmas (whitrodomas) | 86.72 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 1882. | Max (sekuro) | 86.70 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 1883. | Brandon (bgrospe) | 86.68 | 96% | 2018-11-04 |
| 1884. | Donavan (donavanyieh) | 86.68 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 1885. | chabasakina (chabasakinatr) | 86.68 | 98% | 2019-10-19 |
| 1886. | Fedor (fshabashev) | 86.67 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 1887. | Will (frostyflakes155) | 86.65 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 1888. | Ryan (eggsick) | 86.65 | 96% | 2020-06-08 |
| 1889. | BK (bk21) | 86.65 | 96% | 2018-07-25 |
| 1890. | Rinnaris (rinnaris) | 86.63 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 1891. | Farm (pandamkii) | 86.63 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
| 1892. | I'm slower than before :sku... | 86.61 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 1893. | Danny (beegd) | 86.58 | 98% | 2018-05-28 |
| 1894. | Connor (sharkmanfish2005) | 86.56 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
| 1895. | Zachary (zgreenspan) | 86.55 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 1896. | Duy (dueey) | 86.55 | 98% | 2020-06-19 |
| 1897. | Road to HERO (darkmage0103) | 86.54 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
| 1898. | Andrew (buttmann64) | 86.53 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| 1899. | Aditya (alex_ander007) | 86.53 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 1900. | BIdi (bidi) | 86.53 | 95% | 2019-05-03 |
| 1901. | lolololol (dontbecocky) | 86.52 | 97% | 2018-07-14 |
| 1902. | jing (jingunnn) | 86.49 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 1903. | Carlos (carlosmachina) | 86.49 | 99% | 2019-04-12 |
| 1904. | China (dvorak_king) | 86.48 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 1905. | Beeb (3eebo) | 86.48 | 95% | 2020-11-28 |
| 1906. | Mahmoud (mahmoud_adel) | 86.48 | 96% | 2018-07-25 |
| 1907. | Sun (timaeous) | 86.47 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
| 1908. | garagdon (garagdon) | 86.45 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |