Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7157. | squidite (squidite) | 84.01 | 96% | 2025-11-04 |
| 7158. | Jojo (thechadster) | 84.01 | 98% | 2024-01-20 |
| 7159. | Al Jade (c00k1e) | 84.01 | 97.3% | 2023-09-08 |
| 7160. | Nico (clarencenico) | 84.01 | 96% | 2018-05-14 |
| 7161. | Omba (ombaomba) | 84.00 | 96% | 2026-01-21 |
| 7162. | Kyle (break_fast) | 84.00 | 98.3% | 2023-11-25 |
| 7163. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 84.00 | 94.5% | 2024-12-19 |
| 7164. | no (nomaybeyes) | 84.00 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 7165. | keke (hpchco) | 84.00 | 96% | 2023-02-19 |
| 7166. | javie (javiebhop) | 83.99 | 97% | 2025-12-17 |
| 7167. | Otmane (boumediane1) | 83.99 | 98% | 2025-11-24 |
| 7168. | Judah (chewyglue) | 83.99 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
| 7169. | Mike (michaelomh) | 83.99 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 7170. | Frank (fjdusina) | 83.99 | 97.2% | 2024-05-14 |
| 7171. | Bot (348866896) | 83.99 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
| 7172. | Michael (khel_diente) | 83.99 | 95% | 2017-09-06 |
| 7173. | Superior (scs_85) | 83.98 | 96.3% | 2025-01-08 |
| 7174. | Galamb (galamb) | 83.98 | 95.5% | 2024-04-22 |
| 7175. | buzzard (dudzz) | 83.98 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 7176. | Ivan (ivantakashi) | 83.98 | 96% | 2022-02-02 |
| 7177. | Aytac (aytac_neigel27) | 83.98 | 96.8% | 2024-11-06 |
| 7178. | albatross (awehiuaf) | 83.98 | 97% | 2019-09-19 |
| 7179. | ckftm (esfox) | 83.98 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
| 7180. | Xedra (xedra) | 83.98 | 97% | 2019-01-14 |
| 7181. | Nad (babaocha) | 83.97 | 96% | 2024-12-29 |
| 7182. | Harriet (grapeboss04) | 83.97 | 97.6% | 2024-04-17 |
| 7183. | gost (akasyh) | 83.97 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 7184. | fxf8 (fuexfollets) | 83.97 | 97% | 2025-10-24 |
| 7185. | Logan (laucian) | 83.97 | 97.9% | 2024-12-12 |
| 7186. | Ashton (palidan800) | 83.97 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |