Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3056. | 2002 Beetle (igameonamac) | 68.80 | 95% | 2018-04-18 |
| 3057. | Ariel (aricori21) | 68.79 | 95% | 2019-12-03 |
| 3058. | Steve (scarafec) | 68.76 | 95% | 2019-07-31 |
| 3059. | Spork4 (spork4) | 68.76 | 96% | 2018-08-19 |
| 3060. | Jordan (joyride_) | 68.75 | 96% | 2019-02-14 |
| 3061. | Jeremy (jerbear27) | 68.75 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 3062. | ice (iceicepudding) | 68.73 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 3063. | Bùi (blackfl_12) | 68.72 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 3064. | Big Wang (chairman_of_the_w... | 68.72 | 96% | 2019-12-09 |
| 3065. | Amber (ada08) | 68.71 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
| 3066. | Slueben (poijn) | 68.71 | 95% | 2018-07-06 |
| 3067. | Marcos (the_stanley_pup) | 68.71 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 3068. | Dat (mralex101) | 68.71 | 94% | 2018-08-02 |
| 3069. | Ryan (limeade11578) | 68.70 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 3070. | Cyrus (zombie_kid_likes_tur... | 68.69 | 95% | 2018-04-21 |
| 3071. | Matrix (matri) | 68.68 | 97% | 2019-12-21 |
| 3072. | Michael (dudemanmichael) | 68.67 | 97% | 2018-01-04 |
| 3073. | zade (zadehr) | 68.67 | 97% | 2017-11-20 |
| 3074. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 68.67 | 95% | 2019-11-01 |
| 3075. | Jay (typeracerjay) | 68.66 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 3076. | Oggers (oggers) | 68.66 | 96% | 2017-09-14 |
| 3077. | Ferry (ferry73) | 68.65 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
| 3078. | Fusion Fusion (fusion035) | 68.64 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
| 3079. | Rajat (rajat_singla) | 68.64 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 3080. | Ming (mings7) | 68.62 | 95% | 2019-11-09 |
| 3081. | Rain (u96e8) | 68.62 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 3082. | Liam (liam236) | 68.60 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
| 3083. | mitul (mitulrokz) | 68.60 | 95% | 2017-11-08 |
| 3084. | J (irocamora) | 68.59 | 99% | 2019-06-08 |
| 3085. | med (medssss) | 68.58 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |