I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2215. | Hugo (devilsportuguese) | 116.54 | 99% | 2017-06-09 |
| 2216. | Justin (orion_nebula) | 116.53 | 97% | 2024-01-29 |
| 2217. | PR (mrprx) | 116.52 | 99% | 2020-01-31 |
| 2218. | - (ndca) | 116.52 | 99% | 2023-01-25 |
| 2219. | pratyush (pmadhukar) | 116.52 | 98% | 2018-06-03 |
| 2220. | Daniel (illidank) | 116.51 | 97% | 2024-09-16 |
| 2221. | ben (chompytheturtle) | 116.51 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 2222. | Andrew (racingrazor) | 116.50 | 98% | 2017-03-29 |
| 2223. | nino (ninodokoskiot) | 116.50 | 98% | 2020-02-03 |
| 2224. | Sam (disasterlooms) | 116.49 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 2225. | kifumi (kifumi) | 116.47 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 2226. | gerfs (gerfs) | 116.47 | 98% | 2020-05-13 |
| 2227. | cluwei (cluwei) | 116.44 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 2228. | Meep (meeeep) | 116.44 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 2229. | CARDEER (cardeer) | 116.42 | 99% | 2021-11-14 |
| 2230. | brooklyn (furretmastr) | 116.42 | 96% | 2022-09-20 |
| 2231. | lord man (dudelord) | 116.41 | 98% | 2022-03-06 |
| 2232. | Caroline (pseudogurl) | 116.41 | 99% | 2022-06-15 |
| 2233. | Just a man in a hotdog van ... | 116.40 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 2234. | waloogy (waloogy) | 116.39 | 98% | 2025-04-19 |
| 2235. | Tesseus (tesseus) | 116.39 | 98.1% | 2021-02-03 |
| 2236. | Jason (jas0nln) | 116.39 | 96% | 2023-12-19 |
| 2237. | 🇲🇬 Rina (rina23) | 116.39 | 96.6% | 2023-06-28 |
| 2238. | Dave (taxd) | 116.38 | 98.1% | 2024-10-23 |
| 2239. | Tootels (joenasha10) | 116.37 | 97% | 2017-02-24 |
| 2240. | Jon (hinderbolt) | 116.37 | 98% | 2018-05-05 |
| 2241. | Frank (frankstank) | 116.36 | 99% | 2022-10-07 |
| 2242. | Typo (danulholding) | 116.35 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 2243. | Carson (crass) | 116.34 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
| 2244. | ＿ (haleyk10198) | 116.34 | 98% | 2021-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |