Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24587. | May (stenotbest) | 61.83 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
| 24588. | Luis (lem93) | 61.83 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 24589. | Llama (awesomeness2000) | 61.83 | 92% | 2013-06-06 |
| 24590. | Andres (andresa) | 61.83 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 24591. | Ivan (smdslim) | 61.82 | 98% | 2019-08-24 |
| 24592. | drago (drag00me) | 61.82 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 24593. | IcanhazGin (icanhazgin) | 61.82 | 97% | 2016-02-13 |
| 24594. | nurgiss (nurgiss) | 61.82 | 95% | 2021-03-27 |
| 24595. | pickleddillo (viigavic) | 61.82 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 24596. | Alex (gamerman) | 61.82 | 93% | 2011-06-29 |
| 24597. | Arr (arrfuu) | 61.81 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 24598. | Anim (animmalvat) | 61.81 | 94% | 2017-06-05 |
| 24599. | Matthew (blayzed93) | 61.81 | 94% | 2017-07-24 |
| 24600. | Zak (zak_roger) | 61.81 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
| 24601. | kwingkwing (kwingkwing) | 61.81 | 88% | 2013-05-27 |
| 24602. | Meh (liszt) | 61.81 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 24603. | Duc (duc462002) | 61.80 | 94% | 2020-10-30 |
| 24604. | Garrett (maximumsmash) | 61.80 | 96% | 2018-09-20 |
| 24605. | Niko (gona01) | 61.80 | 98% | 2023-08-18 |
| 24606. | Giga (dudedepressed) | 61.80 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 24607. | Neo (neo_neo) | 61.80 | 97% | 2014-08-05 |
| 24608. | malix (malangi) | 61.79 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| 24609. | Adarsh Anand (lostboy105) | 61.79 | 97% | 2023-03-06 |
| 24610. | Nohin (nohin) | 61.79 | 95.9% | 2023-07-07 |
| 24611. | Lonely (lonely0hunter) | 61.79 | 96.8% | 2023-05-15 |
| 24612. | Izzy (izzythompson) | 61.79 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 24613. | goblet (zocnute) | 61.79 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 24614. | RaZZoR (razzor) | 61.79 | 94% | 2012-03-14 |
| 24615. | Tjersti (tjersti) | 61.79 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 24616. | minh (loveclassic) | 61.79 | — | 2009-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |